We're not trash, we're lovely

if senkhara slapped you on the ass, you’d potentially have the mark of anubis on your butt cheek

when she’d like, make them flare up in pain as punishment and you have to grab your ass and look anguished

Parents be like that’s my emotional support eldest daughter

parents be like that’s the third parent in the family, my eldest daughter

parents be like that’s my parent, my eldest daughter

#the beauty of tumblr is that any new show i start i'm able to say oh that's my friend. from gif.

my FAVORITE angry facebook post of all time

That surprise wedding situation sounds like a murder-suicide waiting to happen

These are amazing.

I honestly can’t even pick a favourite.

World Heritage Post

*pounds a monster at 9pm* why can't I ever sleep at night

WAIT.I MEANT. THE DRINK LIKE I.M

what a post to post on the monsterfucker website. pure gold

fanfic titles be like “we have not touched the stars (nor are we forgiven)” and then you look at the tags & the first one is “anal fisting”