Zentenal

Our constellations, maybe not in the stars hut in our hearts. Until someone finds another and gets to call it Laika and Félicette

“I’m only saying this for foreshadowing purposes”

“this’ll make more sense when you meet your nemesis but-”

“shit that’s not in the script”

“i thought we cancelled this story arc”

“Probably gonna rewrite this later so-”

“oof that’ll hit the ratings”

“that’s not gonna make it past the censors”

“i’m still amazed this project got greenlit”

“in this political climate???”

Crazy how 6 years later, the quirky inserts just became mainstream vernacular. Aint that right, chat?

reality jumped the shark so bad the whole writer’s room got fired and now we’re all meta-aware

We had an inkling then the 4th wall just fell on us

Why is it explicit Yuri? I mean I get it, but the question stands

There isn't, you're the best we have (:

Buy the first, second not so much. They aren’t ducks, and ducks are always better then anything else

lukewarm vampires

no listen to me vampires are only "cold" compared to living humans who have a pulse built-in heating unit. but it's not like they have built in refrigeration. the undead aren't actually "cold" per se at best they're room temperature. lukewarm vampires

So if you introduce the sun slowly like fish in a new tank they’ll be good?

tumblr entertain me

tumblr please when is it MY turn to be amused. provide me with whimsy i beg you

you people are so bad at this. the (best) collective noun for a group of clowns is a "trunkload." "Caligula" was a cutesy childhood nickname meaning "little boots." ventriloquism was originally a religious practice; ancient greeks used their tummy noises to talk to ghosts. i have to do everything around here

But surely you can see that you provide US with more amusement when YOU are starved of it

When am I allowed to be happy.

No problem! I know great solution to this. Famous tumblr clown Gaudy is in town tonight! We all go watch, the clown shuffle and dance in the clown cage, and we throw old moldy potatoes! Great fun! Will for sure cheer you up. I give you moldy potato, we throw them together, no?

NOT THE MOLDY POTATOES PLEASE NO MORE POTATOE I AM COVERED IN POTATOE BRUISE

The dance for us Jester, entertain us

Level **: Prophecy claims that villain cannot be killed by man nor beast, at day or night, or inside or outside. He is killed in a doorway at sunset by a half-man, half-lion (this is actual Hindu myth)

what i’m getting from this is that rules-lawyering is an ancient and honorable tradition

Liminal spaces, ya’ll.

all of these guys just failed to read the terms and conditions

The Scottish Play? Do you mean Macbeth? Shakespeare play, writing by Englishman Shakespeare, Macbeth?

I'll take your word for it man

my hips don't lie but they will exaggerate details, misrepresent the facts, and on occasion deceive via omission of crucial information

Every show trying to get miscommunication between two well communicated characters