⭐️Let's Play Musical Dragons⭐️

"only 90s kids remember-" wrong, if you're poor and/or rural enough, old tech and fashion doesn't just disappear when it stops being trendy. We had dial-up until 2012

Last of all Hurin stood alone. Then he cast aside his shield, and wielded an axe two-handed; and it is sung that the axe smoked in the black blood of the troll-guard of Gothmog until it withered, and each time that he slew Hurin cried ‘Aure entuluva! Day shall come again!’ Seventy times he uttered that cry, and he earned 7000 Attack and Strength XP for those kills. One of the orcs dropped 200 gold coins and a +2 mithril sword. 

a love song is legit a magical spell. except it will never ever work on the person it’s intended for. it will give off like waves of pain towards certain random listeners but nothing more than that. weak level spell but a spell nonetheless

Obligatory truck I don’t trust reblog

i wanna be so offline but unfortunately i love my mutuals and fanfiction

I’m gonna propose “I guess you haven’t read the silmarillion then :/” as a default response to anyone not understanding a reference to something obscure. even if it’s not remotely Tolkien related. I want to build up a perception that perhaps the sum total of human knowledge is contained in the silmarillion

XKCD and Tumblr once again providing weapons I cannot use

The Simarillion is a beast of a book. Who knows what all it contains D;

the more i look at the uk leg calendar, the more nonsensical this route becomes

i feel so defensive and protective of people with ARFID like if i had a disorder that made my brain register 90% of food as poison for no reason and i had a bazillion people on the internet constantly calling me a manchild who needs to just grow up and stop being a picky eater i would start killing people

Organised crime? Nah girl I'm into disorganised crime. If a goon doesn't have ADHD they aren't getting hired

Cops can't stop us if they don't know what we're doing, and they can't find out if we have no idea either

Minions stop this post from reaching 1k

On it, boss! Gettin' this post to 10k, just like you said!

If you’re pining you need to stop and pick a different tree. You know, spruce it up a little

I’m still proud of this post. It’s evergreen

not the kind of gay ship I’m used to seeing on tumblr but cool

ship georg is an outlier but SHOULD be counted

at the end of the day, it’s you and your long distance best friend against the world