𝙲𝚒𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚗’𝚜 𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚘

the very best thing that happens to a media is actors thinking "and now I'll make it gayer"

there's episodes of tv, and then there's whatever person of interest season 4 episode 11 'if-then-else' had going on

I was still in the "welllllll, it is kinda still a machine and Root is a little extreme for calling it she and Harold's child" stage, and then "If-Then-Else" happened and put that doubt to bed real quick.

I thought this was going to be a run-of-the-mill crime procedural with an interesting but underdeveloped AI side plot, but instead I found a gripping serialised thriller about the dangers of mass surveillance, the corruption of the government, and three of the best characters i have ever seen on tv

Pottery sounds terrifying to me. Every post I see is like "Here's this awesome art I made!! Pray for me that it survives The Kiln™ :')" I don't think I could cope with making art that could quite easily blow up and I have no way of controlling that. You guys are true heroes.

Saw some transphobic crackers in Walmart today

Oop lol I didn't realize how targeted that sounded but I'm referring to Harry Potter themed goldfish crackers

It’s that time of the year again.

This post feels more depressing than funny this year.

the thing about fruit flies is that in the abstract, they live peaceful and irreproachable lives nibbling on overripe fruit and its attending microbes, but practically speaking they awaken some sort of primordial rage within me. Get off my bananas you little fucks

its terrible for any number of reasons, but i think if we invent immortality there should be an extreme sport called civilizational speedrunning where teams of 20 go into the wilderness somewhere and try and be the fastest build the first internal combustion engine. i bet you could get it down to like 3 years tops

The real trick is to eat seed heavy food before the speedrun starts so your first poops are halfway to agriculture already

i want you on my team holy shit

all i want for 2026 is that gigantic rancid AI bubble to finally burst in such a catastrophic way that the consequences will be so good and i'll never have to see another AI generated image ever again

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