Grandma it's me, Anastasia

u can be boiling alive in your mind for months and then on a random tuesday ur head gets so clear and life is worth living again and you're like damn what was all that about then

there’s something very beautiful about being able to try again tomorrow

I have been trying tomorrow for the past 3 years

and you still have tomorrow to try again

Diversity hire bryson ur absolutely slaying

Companies deleting media you've literally purchased is 1000x more realistically "stealing" than digital piracy, you cannot change my mind

Oh fuck, are those friesians?

GLOW IN THE DARK????

Okay but like if I saw a glowing giant skeleton horse do you know how fucking fast I would run away

Not faster than a horse i bet

i can understand the trials but were the tribulations really necessary

this is a fun post because people will say how many they have in the tags then you get to figure out which ones.

You walked up to that house in the rain on purpose

the fuck else would I be sloshing around in a wet ballgown for

I cannot fucking believe I am drunk, past midnight, and tumblr is throwing fucking saturated fatty-acids at me

Listen here friendo I didn’t sit through a year of organic chemistry for you to come into my house and call a carboxylic acid a saturated fatty acid you respect that hexadecanoic acid

And I didnt get a degree in biochemistry to hear you say that carboxylic acids with aliphatic chains arent fatty acids. That hexadecanoic acid IS a saturated fatty acid!

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels