a little world made cunningly

all powerscaling is dumb as everyone knows the strongest character in fiction is mr rogers in a bloodstained sweater as per the prophecy of 2006

There's something hilarious about how so much subsequent media has positioned Vampires and Werewolves as, like, binary opposite entities, and then you read Dracula (1897) and realize that wolves are that guy's preferred solution to every problem. You'd say something to Dracula about "ah yes, werewolves, vampires' great eternal enemies," and he'd just be like "you mean my subcontractors?"

I'm really enjoying the growing consensus in the notes that there's an Eternal Rivalry Between Vampires and Werewolves now, entirely because the werewolves, sick of Dracula's bullshit, have unionized.

If any competition needed to be on Tumblr, it's this one.

Zelda puzzle training simulator

I can never guess what the next fucking obstacle is gonna be

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

Hatewatching an athlete with domestic violence or rape charges isn’t even a fun hatewatch I’m sitting here like this world hates women so much…nuke this planet and start again

like you know me I love shit talking, I love hating, I love casting Etsy curses on teams I hate. But I don't think Carolina fans chanting No Means No is some epic own. It's just super depressing.

happy birthday, gilbert baker. (june 2, 1951 — march 31, 2017)

Now THIS is the Dragula babe content I WANT.