tbh though if i were mccoy iâd be pretty fucking fed up with spock too. imagine youâre a doctor, you dedicate your life to learning how care for hundreds of different life forms and species across the galaxy, and then your wife divorces you, which leads you to enlisting as a doctor for starfleet. this is WAY outside of your comfort zone, you hate adventure and youâd rather be sittin on a porch in the sun with some sweet tea in hand and your daughter on your knee, but you ainât got nowhere else to go, and who are you if you arenât a doctor? youâve dedicated your whole life and so much more to healing. so you enlist, you get assigned to a starship. not your dream job, but if thereâs one thing leonard mccoy knows how to do itâs treat patients. and then THIS MEDICAL MARVEL MOTHERFUCKER comes in with his fucked up gene spliced half human half vulcan biology and the rarest most obscure blood type even among vulcans with ZERO precedent for his existence or medical baseline and also happens to be THE WORST PATIENT IN HISTORY. REFUSES to sit still and follow instructions. always making smart ass comments about your silly human emotionalism. youâll get insane fucking readings and be like âspock i think youâre dyingâ and the bastard will answer with a straight face âyes. thatâs just pon farr.â âcan you tell me how to treat it?â âno.â and then just walks out of the fucking sickbay. youâre constantly busting your ass trying to figure out how to keep this human-alien catboy mixânâmatch medical nightmare from hell alive and healthy and all you get in return is backhanded compliments from an emotionally stunted fruit. and you canât even complain about it to your best friend because heâs too busy doodling this obstinate motherfuckerâs name all over his notebook while eye-fucking him on the middle of the bridge. hell iâd be an alcoholic too.
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