sei nett zueinander

I don't have time for tumblr discourse they're calling the very hungry caterpillar degenerate art over on twitter

pokemon is about siccing your dog on a creature that is intrinsically, biologically, a baby mime

pokemon is about an act your dog can perform on someone else’s dog, which sports announcers and scientists alike are calling “gunk shot”

I've never met anyone who's issues with transgender people couldn't be solved by minding their own business.

if he has abs he doesnt care about you

men with abs aren’t capable of love

Can you say something about fat people that doesn’t involve the phrase “tummy squish” or any variants thereof. Quickly

I know a couple fat guys and they're good electricians

step son died of candy

need a lesbian who's ev— (remembers i don't believe in evil) — need a lesbian whose material conditions incentivize her to be mean to me

got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"

Remember when 10 year old girls used to wear happy bunny t shirts that just said shit like “I’m going to skin you alive”