Kind Of A DILF, Reblog

if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

I could really do with a reward or incentive

women want tinctures potions elixirs salves balms concoctions brews tonics essences and so on

8 hours of decent sleep will have you thinking things like 'i am a beautiful horse and i will never die'

the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system

gentle reminder you can rise up from everything. you can recreate yourself. nothing is permanent. you are not stuck. you have choices. you can think new thoughts. you can learn something new. you can create new habits. all that matters is that you decide today and never look back.

I know this is a tiny part of the wider problems born of diet culture, fatphobia, classicism, and racism but like god the idea that "healthy" food must inherently taste bad has completely ruined us as a society.

Every time you feel bad for having coffee with cream and sugar or ranch on your salad or putting extra butter and salt on your veggies I want you to imagine the spirit of John Harvey Kellogg in front of you and then I want you to kill him with a real gun and eat your delicious food in peace.