certified delinquent

oh man the painting on this drawing is insa- fuck do you mean #minecraft build

say what u want about the manscaped ads I know they are shit, all of them but the “evil, sinister, malcontent, balls” one puts me into fucking hysterics actually

it feels so evil that you can't still access your university online library after you graduate *remembers my principles* it feels so evil that everyone can't access that stuff all the time

One of the things that gets forgotten or not seen imo in the 'Europe has walkable cities' debate is that Europe in my experience also has citizens who dedicate their lives to bullying city council every time and immediately when e.g. a new conductor box is two centimetres too broad and thus blocking said sidewalk as per regulation or a cut curb is not quite cut enough or there's no bike path. If you want sidewalks, you need to found Concerned Moms For Safer Suburbs and spent a lot of your free time recruiting people to your cause, bullying lobbying your local city council and ideally getting people elected who agree that there should be sidewalks, and you need to keep doing it. And doing it. And doing it. And you need to actually do it in and around your community and local government, not on Bluesky. And you need to keep doing it. And it sucks ass.

The feeling you have evoked is their use

something really funny about the idea of people living through the bronze age calling it the bronze age. I guess that makes this the lithium age?

With the breakdown of Arabian sea routes our age of plastic is coming to an end.

if you think about it, in their effort to be the least sexual cereal, cornflakes are actually the most sexual cereal, on account of the fact that most cereals are 0% concerned with sex in any way

I love that thing when people get a little bit tongue-tied and garble what they’re trying to say so they make a little “blegh” 👅 noise and start over. verbal reset button. hitting the top of the tv to unscramble the signal