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syekick-powers

extremely underrated subgenre of tumblr post: when someone makes a general statement about something, and another person offers a counter-statement that's just completely nonsensical, and the OP just agrees instantly even if it makes no sense at all

examples:

oniongarlic

Quest: Come off as a bit strange

✔Achieved✔

enameledcoppergirl

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krippe90

c3rvida3

Hm? Sorry, I wasn't listening. I was trying to use my psychic abilities to switch bodies with a terminally ill child so I can use their Make-A-Wish to have your dick stomped off by a Secretarybird.

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lemonsweet

explodingthunder

(peer reviewed tags by @chortlebot)

monsterpotion

another underappreciated tumblr feature that you dont get on other sites is the queue. i love it when something i thought was funny six months ago and then forgot about a week later crawlts its way out of the processing vortex and i get to see it all over again.

monsterpotion

you should queue this post it would be funny and grant me immortality

monsterpotion

you motherfuckers put me in the processing vortex

soleta-deactivated

the thing about piracy is that i know i deserve everything for free forever

hotvampireadjacent

https://money.com/federal-minimum-wage-vs-ground-beef-cost/

The typical American consumes nearly 60 pounds of beef each year. Widely available and easy to prepare, ground beef serves as a grocery main

pancakeke

this counts as using hamburgers to explain the economy

hotvampireadjacent

(Takes my cowboy hat off and stomps on it)

pancakeke

BLUB GLUB GLUB DROWNING ME

hotvampireadjacent

And I’ll do it again

pancakeke

hotvampireadjacent

Hi that was a really good tag. Unfortunately you’re also going underwater

socialmaya

Occasionally forget people genuinely think capitalism is thousands of years old

sylestial

One time I was talking about Robin Hood with some coworkers and one guy was like “he was bad because the people he helped learned to expect handouts” and I wanted to be like… okay can you explain how that flawed capitalist propaganda applies to feudalism

scallioncreamcheesebagel

reminder that capitalism was literally invented in the 16th century

tayefeth

That’s an exaggeration. What was invented in the 16th century was mercantilism. Capitalism really dates for the beginning of the nineteenth century, with the rise of industry and cash crops over artisans and merchants. Vulture capitalism, with the notion that companies have no duties other than generating profit, is even younger.

antique-scarecrow

Capitalism is only 200 years old and I have to say, they have not been an impressive 200 years

downtroddendeity

I think a lot of this comes from the fact that most people don’t know the formal definition of capitalism. We all know the word, we’ve all seen the jokes, but very few people bother to actually define it unless they’re talking about political theory and philosophy, so it’s easy to end up with the impression that Capitalism = Money Can Be Exchanged For Goods And Services.

Capitalism is the economic system where most of the means of production (i.e. everything people need to have to make the stuff that everyone wants) are owned by private individuals or corporations, who then hire people to provide the labor necessary to produce things, with the intent of selling the output at a profit. It’s the difference between “you’re a carpenter and you make a chair and you sell it” and “you’re Richard Q. Richington who owns a chair factory, and you pay people to sell the chairs you paid other people to make and then all the excess money goes back to you.” There have been Richard Q. Richingtons on and off throughout history, but that being the norm for every single industry is a pretty recent development.

antiterfbutch

An alarming amount of people seem to think capitalism = all trade, and I don’t think that’s a coincidence.

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squeakitties

bedpsyching

Things I hate: fan made pokemon gender differences

butterbeanchu

YO THESE ARE FUCKING HALARIOUS

Like fan made stuff goes all out but in reality Pokemon gender differences are the most mundane shit

Only goes gen 1-4 tho

aberrantemotion

Yea thats how animals work

bacony-cakes

they fuckin gave charizard nidoqueen tits

pokemonheritageposts

Pokemon Heritage Post

rabbiteclair

not to brag, but I'm Mmmm all day

funny-tik-toks

evilvillain123456789

*shoves customer aside and leans fully over into pen*

*reaches into pen indiscriminately and shoves whatever introvert i grab into my mouth alongside the beds and wood shreds and little toys*

*chews and swallows*

*reaches in again*

*store owner tries to pull me away but i push her to the side pull the handgun from my purse and shoot her in the head*

*keep eating*

vindogy

fanart

qqchurch

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alexanderwales

It's absolutely crazy that intellectual labor can wipe you out. It seems like it shouldn't be a thing, like your stores of brain juice shouldn't be able to be depleted in that way.

I feel like a wizard that's out of spell slots, and to me that's a hackish mechanical limitation put in place to try to balance the classes.

threebigolsausages-deactivated2

Dude living downstairs has been loudly rapping for like 10 minutes, then suddenly did a high pitched scream, and now its silent down there

postnuclearophelia

he got raptured

queen-elizabeth-the-3st

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