Starjack Slut | Untag Mess

I’m slowly beginning to accept the reality that 2007 was not last year but in fact almost four years ago

cannot fucking believe how many notes this has and continues to get

laying in bed, high as fuck, thinking about balsamic vinegar

May your prose be gut-wrenching to readers and unintelligible to AI

weed gummies are such a fake sounding concept like yeah if you eat this piece of candy and wait an hour you'll suddenly become very easily entertained and airheaded and cuddly

willy wonka creation

The face of a woman regretting the music lessons.

This is fairly close to the relationship I had with my mom.

i love those little moments where her face lights up because the joy of the joke far outweighs how sick of it she is. like the moment with the star wars music? *chef’s kiss*

Medics who are way too into wireplay and always volunteer for cable management duty