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[Image ID: Colin Robinson from What We Do In The Shadows saying "I like how fucked-up this is."/"I-I really like how fucked-up this is." Colin Robinson is a bald white man in a beige suit. /end ID]

I hope my spider fucking book will hold universal appeal

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The thing about Lord/Knight gay romance is that there’s no way you can cut it that doesn’t make the sex hotter. At a baseline, the Lord is allowing his subject to be his equal partner behind closed doors in a society defined by hierarchy their physical love a blaspheme against the laws of feudalism, but if the knight is dominant, they’re literally upending the fabric of society by having the Lord follow his Knight’s orders and that’s hot and if the Lord is dominant than it’s just another expression of his Knight’s sworn devotion to be at his lord’s service at all times and that’s hot and if it’s historically accurate Christianity then they’re not only desecrating and perverting the Knight’s vow, they’re making sinners of each other in the process and that’s HOT

they hire me as the gray disembodied hands that be groping gay men in comics on pixiv and it don’t pay well but it’s honest work

i looked up the source for this and its from an anime where a dude has to keep a constant boner for a month straight or he loses his house

is this the episode where he lost his house

I have not stopped thinking about this even once for the last 8 years

what yaoi cocaine was stephen king on and where can i get it

we used to turn the tv on and just watch whatever was on there

Yes, it was frequently The Simpsons.

Dude, I only fucked your boyfriend cause I’m an empath. I wanted to understand you… forgive me for being a good fucking friend I guess.

The Night Is Dope And Full Of Swagger

what are y’all’s strategies for trying to convince yourself there is joy in your future and that your time is worth being alive for

you have to be able to defend people who are receiving unjust treatment even if they annoy you even if you personally find them extremely annoying you still have to be able to stand up and say "well thats fucked up"

the moral willpower required for "i hate their guts but my personal ethical standard is no xyz and i cannot set the precedent of making an exception for them" is imennse but important work