Cyberbat

Living in the suburbs is just a combination of all the bad parts of rural and urban life with none of the good parts. Your house is a million miles away from every convenience and all of your friends and yet you're still surrounded by crowds of assholes, still subject to arbitrary and incomprehensible rules, still can't listen to loud music at night, and there's not even vast wastes to get lost in or beasts to look at

All the inconvenience of having to drive into the next county for groceries but you can't even piss in the yard or be naked on the porch

black mackerel tabby with high white spotting

smirking bastard with grievous grin

if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

lot of people commenting on this post like "who eats lunch at 4pm that's a terrible time to eat lunch" yes. that is the point. 4pm lunch is inadvisable. 4pm lunch is not the ideal. 4pm lunch makes the mind demons real.

Artist credit: @bethberad on instagram.

I WOULD DO THE SAME :D

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

hey staff what the fuck

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose