no homo

@ruf1ohn1tram

invention idea: hot canned drinks

*puts my can of coffee in the microwave*

no you buy it and its already hot

i dont care im putting it in the microwave i wanna see the fireworks

but its already hot

random encounters

earthbound enemy

If Pi has an infinite number of digits and never repeats, it has every sequence of numbers, inluding your birthday, the year the world will end, and any other sequence of numbers you can think of.

youtube to mp3 converters have done more for this country than the military ever will

For my next stunt, I’ll wake up at 5am on the day I can sleep in.

Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise.

Early to bed and early to rise makes me a massive bitch

This is brilliant

I literally saw a goose do a similar thing while I was on the highway going to work

Omg

They are learning

#respectful law abiding birds

my weapon of choice during school yard fights 

DnD campaign but the only weapons are 90′s toys @riskpig

I’ll allow it.

Are those a weapon or piece of armor?

Perfection.

@anotherspecter

Fresh combat

It got better since I last saw it

At the end of character creation, have every player roll a d100 for “plot reasons”. When the game begins, reveal that the result is how many miles in the air the characters start the campaign at.

I have been informed that the edge of space is 50-62 miles off the ground, depending on which measurement you use. In light of this new information, I will not be amending the post in any way.

omfg

slam me in that Showert Deluxe… get me an omniwash™

this is a carwash for people

I hear if you turn them all on at once you can use the water pressure to glitch past the boss room

You fucker

I can’t see him but I just feel his energy

I can feel the aura and I know exactly who it is you ass

This is 1000x more terrifying than any dream I will ever encounter.