Sage's Blog

your edible is never going to kick in because you're a bad person

Reading college/undergrad AU's as a post-grad is making me physically ill. I honestly think it's a part of my life that I miss dearly and having those years reflected back to me in a fic is disorienting lmao.

I'll eat up a graduate/doctorate AU though. But that is only because I, myself, am in grad school and I like to project my feelings onto my blorbos

You don’t like fat gjrls? That’s okay not everyone has good taste.

we don't even celebrate fingers in his ass sunday anymore

ugh this is so fucking sexy look at it there helpless

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Maybe this is why the Onion stopped posting here.

“do you limp your wrist at me sir?” i do not limp my wrist at you but i do limp my wrist sir