id rather be drinking ginger ale than be injured and in jail

by disagreeing with me on this topic, you're aligning yourself with everyone else who disagrees with me, which includes the Chaos Death Cult, and they chaos kill people so....

we dont chaos kill that many people.

i see you’ve noticed me tamping down the soft earth

I would take a job pushing the Sisyphus rock if it paid 20 an hour and I could wear my headphones

Alright your Discord avatar and tumblr avatar are locked in a closet for 7 minutes ala 7 Minutes In Heaven. What happens

man half of my mutuals are named some shit like Snooble at this point im doing some poob as bullshit in my life

your mom is a baked potato your dad's dumb ass is asparagus and you are a god damn green bean

Spamton G. Spamton, commonly referred to as simply Spamton, was a culture hero and folk deity that rose to prominence in the earliest period of the American Century of Humiliation

a craft brewery named Spamton's Loft has opened in Syracuse

when Spamton cries, the world cries with him