how am I supposed to go to the supermarket without cavalry support

burt's bees has geared a rebrand around the slogan "burt til it hurts"

monster needs to release a "smol bean" flavor. that tastes like pure cinnamon roll

monster needs to release a heckin pupper flavor that tastes like wet dog

monster needs to stop these two before their dark work is complete

eddy burback video: I did the russian sleep experiment for a month

it’s kind of killing me that like the only person to clock that i’m being cynical about kurtis conner in this post was a guy who wrote a massive paragraph in the tags about not liking him for making jokes about christians

yes teenage girls can be dramatic and wild but honestly have u ever even seen what happens when u tell a grown man ‘no’

god forbid you tell a trans man that he has male privilege and now you've gotta hear about every single time he's stubbed his toe since age 0

i ❤ fact checking bold unsourced claims

Humiliated again…

Humiliated again 🤤🤤🤤

Well it’s not a good thing at all

Humiliation victim gotta be one of the least funny gimmicks ever

It never ends

it does actually bother me whenever it's like... a bunch of guys and 1 girl. like the smurfs. that's weird. the minions are also weird for it being all guys. stop doing this

and yes I am saying your fictional characters can only ever be women now. and you have to be normal about it . no misogynistic jokes

if you catch me using "dude" or "man" please remind me of my solemn vow to decentre men in my personal language and then hit me with rocks or sticks or something