jorn

im gonna make it big someday just you watch

*goes back to jerkin it*

You’re listening to COCKSUCK 69 FM 🎺🎷🪈where we SUCK COCKS 🍆💦 all day everyday ☀️🌕 and if you tune in not already on your knees gobbling spunk 💥🧎 YOU’RE A FAGGOT 🫵👫. Go tune in to Ben Shapiro instead if you’re walking upright hearing this broadcast because this show is only for real MAN ON MAN action 👨‍🦰🧔‍♂️💪 Now get ready for the communist punk classic THE DICKS! 🎸🇨🇳

icp fan having a bad time call that a struggalo

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

“word hashtag my word #myword” has done irreversible damage to my vocabulary

I got a letter... The name on the envelope said "Pjackk."

i can't decide what i wanna be for halloween. it's either gonna be kris, pluey or friend

the cats are way easier to cosplay but they have the downside of people going "OH LOOK A BLACK CAT. CLASSIC HALLOWEEN COSTUME AM I RIGHT FOLKS" (← it's ALWAYS like that) because deltarune isn't mainstream to the point of pluey/friend being recognized as not just a standard black cat from the yellow and pink eyes by anyone who isn't in the fandom (which is extremely rare here. i have never seen a deltarune fan in person who wasn't dragged into the fandom by me). BUT kris probably wouldn't be recognized either. i'd just look like some kid with a demon horn headband