Escapism From The Real World

welcome to my blog i hope you like lesbians

big fan of the genre of video thats just "youtuber uses their youtuber budget to try obvious scams and rip-offs so you dont have to"

imagining a universe where porn is a marketable genre so you have to deal with raycon ads while trying to jerk your shit

You’re an easy slut, aren’t you kitten? Almost as easy as dinner with Hellofresh

she res on my urrection till i come. (back. (from the dead))

If you stay up late to hang out with friends I don’t think you should have to be tired in the morning. I think it should be a freebie

the thing about getting out of the torment nexus is that you do start thinking "man if you ignore the torment i used to have a lot of fun in the torment nexus"

a deeply underrated part of the gay taylor swift conspiracy theories is that if they're right and she really has spent over a decade sending subliminal messages based on minute details for people to decode then she's uuuuuh. I mean she's insane. she's jigsaw. she's the riddler. her dad bought her career because if she didn't have music to distract her she would have started building deathtraps.

“adults know that the older group isn’t actually going to meet up every month” okay well most adults haven’t fought interdemensional monsters with their friends for years on end. i have a feeling they can make it work

Touches you with my tendril. In a way that transmits kindness

World Heritage Post

i keep getting this instagram ad for what i assume is a romantasy novel that begins w the phrase “imagine knowing your destiny in life…is to die” n it’s pissing me off SO BAD. everyone’s destiny in life is to die. that’s like. kind of the main one.

siobhan dropping in with I’m coming to thanksgiving as their third was the type of truly brilliant strategic battle tactic that would make a warlord of a less ambitious woman