•i only had half a cream cheese bagel•

scully has Teeth and mulder has Neck… much to think about

why is chris carter

hilarious to me when even fox mulder is disgusted by something alien happening in front of him. What The Fuck Is That says man in charge of the What The Fuck Is That Department

( <= green bean

( <= chili pepper

. <= blueberry

=3 <= broccoli

● <= orange

. <= pea

• <= plum

<3< <= strawberry

<==}< <= carrot

~<O{ <= beetroot

°o8~ <= grapes

Ó <= apple

88- <= raspberry

c'ɔ <= bell pepper

cc’ɔɔ <= pumpkin

-8 <= cherries

☆{ } <= pineapple

¶\__________ <= garden hose (to water all the plants)

alright everyone good work gardening today. Let's all head inside and get some lemonade now

|■| <= lemonade

the real x-file is how mulder and scully fell in love behind chris carter’s back

any time i copy paste a message to send to 2 different chats i feel like such a fake ass bitch but im choosing to look at it as the digital equivalent of standing in a doorway hollering so people in both rooms can hear me