•i only had half a cream cheese bagel•

Alright now I need her to pull me by my belt loop so I can follow her around like a lost dog

ezra bridger really is the character of all time. he ragebaits darth vader. he tells people he’s jabba the hutt and lando calrissian. he once said he was commander brom titus TO commander brom titus himself. he successfully recruits space whales, cats, and wolves to help the rebellion. he repeatedly gets captured and always finds a way to escape. he’s a teenage orphan who becomes a rebel lieutenant commander and a jedi padawan, all because he decided to steal a couple of crates from the empire

Fingerless gloves are the thigh highs of hands. I will not elaborate

wrong. ballroom gloves are the thigh highs of hands. fingerless gloves are the booty shorts of hands.

Im just now getting into the X-Files and the impression that I’m getting is that the writer wants Mulder and Scully to be platonic but the actors ship them like FedEx.

ice water is awesome because you get more water in your water

you think youre out of water but then you check back in five minutes and woah! theres more water! the world is so beautiful

I would like to present to you a new trope combination, Fake Secretly Real Dating, in which two characters who are already secretly dating each other are required by some outside source or circumstance to pretend to be dating each other. "Isn't that just dating?" no.

Say it with me! Wheelchairs aren’t sad! Mobility aids aren’t sad! Mobility aids are instruments of freedom!