block of jello

u can just do whatever at any age all of the time nobody cares except teenagers

teenager will be like ur 40 with a hobby ? 💀 that’s sad <- nobody else thinks this way though they are just going through some stuff

New drew golden video is about Spotify and god, truly. I am always baffled anyone is willing to pay real world human money to play music. Like I don't know why people who must use it don't just get a cracked apk. But I REALLY just don't understand it from the outset. Just download mp3s?????? Download mp3s??? It's free??? You don't even need to torrent albums now, you can just download every individual song you want in less than thirty seconds for free. Why the fuck are you paying for Spotify. Spotify has ads. Why the hell don't people just use mp3s. What happened to mp3s?????

Thank you divorce for all you've done for music

Hate when I'm trying to find my luggage at the baggage claim but they all look the same. Many such cases.

that kitty really went

It’s actually so fascinating watching its eyes expand and dilate

Had a dream where Johnny from “The Devil Went Down To Georgia” came out as a trans woman and the response was so unanimously positive it reversed nearly all of the transphobic bills in the South. She played live in Georgia to an audience of about a third of the US.

Happy late pride month to Joanie, the best that’s ever been 🏳️‍⚧️

Joanie recently changed her name to Jolene because “it’s funnier”, she says

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling

everyone eat more vegetables NOW!!! and mention the last vegetable you ate in the tags so we're all on the buddy system. I'll start: bok choy

My friend really changed once she became a vegetarian 

its like ive never seen herbivore

i sighed so loud my mom asked me if i was okay and she’s two rooms away

as a rule it's always more interesting when two people who know each other outlive a third person that they both loved and then their relationship becomes So Much Weirder and more emotionally fraught, entangled, and charged when that third person dies