block of jello

hey if you’re a frequent flyer in my notifications i probably recognize and appreciate you. btw

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit

does the body ALWAYS have to keep the score? maybe we could just have a friendly game this time. maybe we can just have fun without putting numbers on it

so done with tumblr. see u all in two minutes

wizard watching a witch get burned at the stake: anyone else feel like there’s a lot of wizard erasure? wizards just don’t have as much visibility in society as witches. i’ve decided to call this phenomenon magicandrophobia.

Swing state gothic

and the winner of superwholock is officially??? no one. we all lost. congrats team

“It’s photoshopped” honestly in the age of AI that has a homey sort of nostalgia to it. Remember when people used to put effort into faking things?

photoshop fakers are like the villain with moral standards now

we should stop having doctor who showrunners who were fighting over meaningless lore as teenagers in the 80s and start having showrunners who were fighting over meaningless lore as teenagers in the 2010s

My old person take today is that I feel like people have normalized being on your phone every single moment including when you're spending "quality" time with others so much that they're defensive if someone isn't ok with it. Yes, you have a problematic relationship with your phone and social media if you physically cannot put it down for a couple of hours to like, have dinner with your friends. It's a show of respect for other people's time and energy as well as important to be present and connect with people around you. Your parents who told you no phone at the table were right for that one.

I hate to say it and I hate to know it but if you crave intimacy and deep relation you truly have to muster the courage to go first.