Store-bought Old Gods is fine

didn't realize this post got any notes because you know what i'm also not checking? my activity feed.

The old school lack of transparency on tumblr is amazing because you assume the people you follow must all be equivalent to you and then you see someone write “I brought my youngest to college today” and someone else write “my mom wouldn’t let me listen to Ariana Grande when I was a kid” and then your head explodes

and we need that! keeps us humble. 

Then I'm just like WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU’RE AN ADULT

It goes the other way, too, because WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE A CHILD?!!

I'm 16, that's like, barely a child

I'm in my 30s. You are baby

I'm older than both of you in a trenchcoat.

honestly one of the best things we can do for ourselves is realize that people of different ages than us can still be the same kind of person as us. it's humbling and it gives everyone involved a sense of continuity, and it busts those stupid generational stereotypes media is so fond of.

i take my tomestone to ishgard and show it to a sickly brume child and i say theres this band called imagine dragons do u wanna listen and he stares shellshocked off into the distance and says i dont have to imagine them

just blocked someone for an anti-tofu url. never let your guard down

a number of people seem to be interpreting this post as being about blocking people for silly petty reasons That is not my intention. This is a specifically pro-tofu post And it is serious to me. fuck you if you hate tofu

(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information

being held in a dungeon for execution and i notice that my gaoler's keys are being held together by one of those overproduced plastic chibi character fanart charms with the little heart shaped clasp

it's ok to keep secrets, everybody has some skeletons in the closet. Wraiths in the attic. Ghosts in the bedroom. Mummy in the kitchen. Enchanted armor on the stairs. Slimes in the basement. Maybe a giant spider in the backyard. Beholder or two in the garage. Vampires are also in the closet

my house is very unsafe

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

u can just do whatever at any age all of the time nobody cares except teenagers

teenager will be like ur 40 with a hobby ? 💀 that’s sad <- nobody else thinks this way though they are just going through some stuff

hate this sentiment because it's always just ageist bullshit about how "lol stupid evil bad subhuman children who are ontologically evil in every way possible" but also a solid subset of teenagers are also just like that. In fact specifically because people parrot this insane bullshit

unfortunately "teenagers are all EVIL and DEMONIC and CANNOT BE GOOD and HATE EVERYTHING because puberty is hard" is still an insanely ageist and factually incorrect thing to say, actually more so than just saying teenagers are evil for ontological reasons because at least those people generally think you have a vague compatibilist kind of autonomy

yeah i said those exact words and that sentiment even

god the horrible urge to vague post is eating me alive but i must

someone wronged me once

never stop being obnoxious about fictional character online. you will find like-minded people and it will literally save you

Not one of the most important pieces of evidence against intelligent design, but maybe the one I think about the most frequently, is lead. It's wild that there's a substance that's incredibly easy to obtain even at rudimentary levels of technological development and incredibly easy to work with and incredibly useful for a huge range of purposes and it also poisons and kills you but very slowly! And this is only relevant to humans because other animals can't smelt ore. God's buck wild for this one