*sees whatever the fandom is doing* there's a really good story happening on the actual show if you want to watch that instead
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Met my coworker's 6 month old today
Baby gym trainer: tummy time is hard BUT NO PAIN NO GAIN FELLAS!! LETS DEVLOP THOSE NECK MUSCLES
everyone give it up for mysterious knee bruise
Now I do think it is true that one reason Americans don’t Understand™️ soccer is because the national sports reference point is the most authoritarian sport, American Football
Our second national reference point is baseball, another authoritarian sport
What I mean by this is the sports USAmericans are used to are judged by literal 1/16th inches, and seeing a game that is mostly “just” played through the entire time is extremely odd.
Every single play in American Football is scrutinized. Every single player is at risk of a penalty every single play — for jumping at the line or for blocking slightly wrong or for being slightly out of position or for not stopping defensive contact after exactly five yards, etc etc etc. If the ball goes out of play, it is measured to the exact spot the play ended. Time management is arguably as critical to American Football as the actual play calling. There is an entire game-within-a-game of managing the clock in the last two minutes of play. Time is added back by seconds for imprecise clock measurements.
I don’t even need to explain baseball - dgmw the world loves it, but that ball is in or out of the strike zone by millimeters. Etc.
Here comes soccer (football to everyone else of course). It’s 90 minutes, ish. But sometimes 100 or 102:47. You get extra time. How much? Ref decides! Ball is close to the line - did it go out? Line judge isn’t sure, players kept playing probably fine. Throw it back in where it went out - but you can move, you can keep hopping down the line, nobody is really policing how far you can move when given a throw in. Penalties are almost entirely based upon who gets the ball. Take a penalty, just throw the ball down and free kick it. When is the game done? Nobody knows!
The US is used to hyper-scrutinized sports. To me this seems the biggest cultural gap when watching soccer - I think there is an actual culture shock Americans™️ experience when watching a Sport that is just, allowed to play on.

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i dont even know where the bit ends and i begin
Saw somebody in the notes of that one post of mine suggest that American football should be called handball.
Buddy, there’s already two whole different sports called handball.
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mutual 2: england is on a blight on humanity
someone accused me of feigning a sexual attraction to spiders for clout. there's easier ways to get clout, man.....
Someone once called my 22 minute hand sewn 18th century buttonhole tutorial video "Empty, clout driven content" so I think some people will just say anything.

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this is how some people on here talk about punk
I have you blocked because I don't like your blog at all but I hope you're doing well. ok blocking you again adieu
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Anon bb come back i can change for you
who do you think i am? looking for recommendations

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Having "a lot" of followers on tumblr is funny because probably 80% of them are ghost blogs who haven't been on here in like a decade.
It's like, no no, those aren't my followers, that's a graveyard! I'm the caretaker of a thousands of tombs. I love them, but they've been dead for seven years.
I cant go to my local libary anymore because last year when I stopped by a librarian was reading a book I wrote under a pen name years ago. This book sold under 10k copies and I've literally only heard people talk about this book online *if* I went looking for it so I went up to them and tried to start a conversation like "oh hey I've heard of that book is it good?" Like hoping for some real feedback and she goes "yeah I love reading things by queer writers" and in a moment of terror I was like "oh but- hold on, I thought the author was some old hetero white guy?!" A thing I thought because I used my own dead grandpa's picture for the author pic because grandpa never had internet. I fake looked it up and was like "yeah if he was queer its not public?" And without looking up this absolute unit goes "oh the author bio is obviously fake. I'd bet my left leg the author is a west coast millennial non-binary queer who has never lived on the east coast." And then proceeded to rattle off a dozen linguistic flourishes that are specfic to the pacific northwest that are in the book and several that are nearly ubiquitous in the state where I said my pen name lives that are somehow completely absent from the book.
So you know. Got read for fifth and didn't even find out if she liked it.