fighting for my life out here

I think it's cute when depictions of our solar system include earth's moon. Like yeah sure the moon's invited. We just like her

Like simplified models that don't have Literally Everything just the planets. And our moon #OurMoon

“get the fries, you’ll need the energy in the coming days”

Cmon man

im realizing very fast that people do not in fact know that sometimes things in stories suck on purpose and it sucking is the point

if i was in an alien movie i'd be luring the xenomorph into a hot wok and adding chili, garlic, ginger, shaoxin wine, scallions, white pepper and sesame oil

let's reintroduce "rude" to the lexicon no that person is not evil or morally bankrupt or even your enemy they're just being rude

Spent a few moments wondering why clowns are afraid of Information Technology

you could post just the word “bush” (kate? george w? hw? vegetation? pubic hair?) and someone will reply “well i shave because of sensory issues” regardless

fiction can be really dangerous there might be a deeply tragic woman in there who starts living in your head forever

important reminder that most people you follow online are significantly lamer than you think they are including me. and if you feel insecure comparing yourself to someone online: DON'T. theyre probably also lame and weird. most people on the internet are

reblog if you're also lame and weird.

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

Everyone needs to stop saying death of the author when what they mean is separating the art from the artist. Like FR stop it.

im swimming at the lake and accidentally kicked a fish. this has never happened in my many years of swimming. sorry man

im swimming at the lake and accidentally kicked a fish. this has never happened in my many years of swimming. sorry man