fighting for my life out here

No shirt, no bra, completely bare torso, just like cis men are allowed to

It's about desexualizing breasts and "female presenting nipples" and not being criminalized for our bodies if we want to go topless because it's a million damn degrees out. This was a popular growing movement that was still widely known a decade ago!

Every single play in American Football is scrutinized. Every single player is at risk of a penalty every single play — for jumping at the line or for blocking slightly wrong or for being slightly out of position or for not stopping defensive contact after exactly five yards, etc etc etc. If the ball goes out of play, it is measured to the exact spot the play ended. Time management is arguably as critical to American Football as the actual play calling. There is an entire game-within-a-game of managing the clock in the last two minutes of play. Time is added back by seconds for imprecise clock measurements.

I don’t even need to explain baseball - dgmw the world loves it, but that ball is in or out of the strike zone by millimeters. Etc.

Here comes soccer (football to everyone else of course). It’s 90 minutes, ish. But sometimes 100 or 102:47. You get extra time. How much? Ref decides! Ball is close to the line - did it go out? Line judge isn’t sure, players kept playing probably fine. Throw it back in where it went out - but you can move, you can keep hopping down the line, nobody is really policing how far you can move when given a throw in. Penalties are almost entirely based upon who gets the ball. Take a penalty, just throw the ball down and free kick it. When is the game done? Nobody knows!