Curiouser and Curiouser

#this is. HANDS DOWN. the funniest post i’ve ever seen

I am obligated to reblog this.

the best part of thanos is that the rest of his species isnt like that. he was born fucked up and purple and his mom tried to kill him because she gave birth to a weirdo purple baby

That’s great and all but are you telling me Thanos’s mom is named Susan?

SUSAN HAD THE RIGHT IDEA

susan was possessed by rhodey whose plan was to go back in time & kill baby thanos

We Have To Kill It Before It Grows

Tony listening to his child talk gibberish and drool all over his Armani suit: That is so fascinating. you’re incredible. Continue your story, I’m intrigued. I love you more than anything else in the universe. You are already the perfect human being. You literally do not need to learn or do anything else ever in your life. I would kill and die for you.

Tony: *starts flying around with suit that has flowers drawn all up the sides*

maybe i’m SOFT

the zodiac is OUT the new personality test is which queer eye member you would immediately disappoint after they left

100 to 0

he attac but then he snac

If this ain’t me

avengers 4 theory: steve finds a way to bring peggy to the future. peggy gives thanos a single stern look and he’s so ashamed of his actions that he undoes everything immediately

“do not mistake composure for ease”

people draw critical role characters as high fantasy merchants with jewels and traditional clothes richly inspired by various cultures and people draw taz characters like they each stumbled through your parents’ wardrobes before arriving on a dnd set.