im wasted on cross country

ok i slept and ate food and now i will walk around

my friend keeps sending the groupchat voice notes of her eating bussy and calling it "asmr"..... bro go study for your physics exam 😭

sources are saying ohhhhhhhhh brother

Hey guys this is the mongoose boy here. Just wanted to let everyone know the OP of this told me yesterday that when she wants to reference this tumblr post she goes back to the original conversation from 2019 in our messenger chat and reads it from there. She also showed me parts of the conversation that didn’t make it into the post and said “I didn’t include it because what you said wasn’t funny”.

actually there’s lots of things that “we” said that wasn’t funny.

Sorry forgot to add the lore updates of the past 7 years. The snake actually did meet a boy on a dating app and is getting married to him. The mongoose was actually a “cis lesbian” at the time but is a boy now. Life imitates art. Peace and love on planet earth.

the boyfriend (M) i met on the dating app is now my finance (gender fluid) and based on my track record will probably become my wife by the end of it.

Hey guys this is the mongoose boy here. Just wanted to let everyone know the OP of this told me yesterday that when she wants to reference this tumblr post she goes back to the original conversation from 2019 in our messenger chat and reads it from there. She also showed me parts of the conversation that didn’t make it into the post and said “I didn’t include it because what you said wasn’t funny”.

actually there’s lots of things that “we” said that wasn’t funny.

I do think it's kind of funny how john green wrote a book about tuberculosis that brought a lot of renewed attention to the subject and he's since become the darling of the tb world, speaks at tb conferences, my dad and every other tb researcher I know is absolutely smitten with him, and they'll be like "we love this guy! have you heard of him??" and I have to be like well yes, I have. for other reasons

Why would you use duct tape to hold hands ?

Wait I’m a fucking idiot