im wasted on cross country

they're only allowed to play chase when it rains

unions are effective at getting results

the downside is that you don't get to decide when and for how long you're a genius.

Nah. You're now a genius at making boardgames. For 7 hours.

making sonas

So true… I have never gained anything useful from tone indicators except for learning that some sentences suddenly end in a handjob

real teenage girls: imagine if he got injured and i had to tend to his wounds and i could watch him seize up a bit as i disinfect them and in the haze of fever he sees me as an angel

Spotted an interesting behavior from this juvenile black-crowned night heron the other day. This appears to be a fish-luring technique called bill vibration that is more common in these low visibility waters where it’s hard to spot prey. The small movements at the surface of the water are thought to attract curious fish, which can then be snatched up by feel! No luck for the little guy on this occasion but probably good practice to get the move down at least.