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me and my friend jessie are physically incapable of having a normal fucking conversation so things happen where we accidently end up rping a dude bro trying to hit on me, an ordinary woman who is not a snake

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hopeyou-findthatswimmingpool

Hey guys this is the mongoose boy here. Just wanted to let everyone know the OP of this told me yesterday that when she wants to reference this tumblr post she goes back to the original conversation from 2019 in our messenger chat and reads it from there. She also showed me parts of the conversation that didn’t make it into the post and said “I didn’t include it because what you said wasn’t funny”.

apocahipster

actually there’s lots of things that “we” said that wasn’t funny.

hopeyou-findthatswimmingpool

Sorry forgot to add the lore updates of the past 7 years. The snake actually did meet a boy on a dating app and is getting married to him. The mongoose was actually a “cis lesbian” at the time but is a boy now. Life imitates art. Peace and love on planet earth.

apocahipster

the boyfriend (M) i met on the dating app is now my finance (gender fluid) and based on my track record will probably become my wife by the end of it.

#long post #sorry.#call me the egg cracker

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me and my friend jessie are physically incapable of having a normal fucking conversation so things happen where we accidently end up rping a dude bro trying to hit on me, an ordinary woman who is not a snake

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hopeyou-findthatswimmingpool

Hey guys this is the mongoose boy here. Just wanted to let everyone know the OP of this told me yesterday that when she wants to reference this tumblr post she goes back to the original conversation from 2019 in our messenger chat and reads it from there. She also showed me parts of the conversation that didn’t make it into the post and said “I didn’t include it because what you said wasn’t funny”.

apocahipster

actually there’s lots of things that “we” said that wasn’t funny.

#it’s because messenger has a useable search feature #unlike tumblr #if it’s doing rounds on tumblr again and there in my notes then i might use it #but you know. we don’t have the words #you know. the natural predator of snakes. in our chats all that much

sicklyjelly

with chilling clarity, Zagreus understands… everything.

quixoticanarchy

I do think it's kind of funny how john green wrote a book about tuberculosis that brought a lot of renewed attention to the subject and he's since become the darling of the tb world, speaks at tb conferences, my dad and every other tb researcher I know is absolutely smitten with him, and they'll be like "we love this guy! have you heard of him??" and I have to be like well yes, I have. for other reasons

chrispypineappleburger

Saw this and thought of sharing it because it is very beautiful

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imsrryoisin

trans unity

justsheerfilth1

Why would you use duct tape to hold hands ?

justsheerfilth1

Wait I’m a fucking idiot

vile-things

tillero

got something on ur mind?

#!!!!#love

background-character-341

For all its faults Tumblr has truly ruined all other social media for me because my friends all have Instagram and are all trying to get me on Instagram more but every time I open Instagram there are like fifteen things screaming for my attention and when I get over myself long enough to start scrolling it's like. Where is my chronological dash. Where is the following-only option. Who are these people. Why are there so many videos. Everyone is screaming at me. And then before I know it I'm thirty minutes into scrolling and I haven't seen a single thing that I actually care about. At least on Tumblr when I see stuff I don't care about I know someone I follow has found a new interest.

tall

#irons deficiency

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pangur-and-grim

"Claws like sharpened bananas shot toward me."

this sentence is

good

bad

Voting ended onJun 20

pangur-and-grim

ITS EVOCATIVE! LIKE GREAT BIG HUGE BANANAS EXCEPT SHARP!

pangur-and-grim

YOU DO IT ON ONE OF THESE! OBVIOUSLY!!!

pangur-and-grim

a lot of people are very angry with me over this, but I'd just like you to sit down and imagine a banana. maybe a green one so it's extra firm. if you need it to be harder, you can toss it in the freezer.

and that brown end? the hard bit? pencil sharpener. or sharpened with a blade. are you following me? now, attach six of those to a harpy.

yeah. I think you're seeing the vision. you can apologize to me any time you're ready

pangur-and-grim

check in time:

I see the vision

it's still really bad

Voting ended onJul 11

pangur-and-grim

GOD DAMN IT!

pitchdarkedge

elbow deep in art fight rn take some jpegs i never posted

#these were painted. months apart and yet they like. match perfectly ???!#there’s a certain. effort to i like it ratio these passed beyond #but it’s been long enough that i’m fine just throwing them out there #megthanzag #thanzag #my art #ughhh desire the art fight. i keep. drawing thanatos #i need thans tits and biceps like i need oxygen #speaking of which. got to experience anaesthesia yesterday #was kinda fun ngl #i was so so nervous before hand #and then best 20 min sleep of my entire life babeyyyyy

likethecastle

one thing I really appreciate about rtd era doctor who is just how NORMAL the sets often look:

there have been at least three separate people I’ve known whose bedrooms had this vibe: the incredible clashing between different shades of pink, the dark carpet, the messiness, the poor lighting filtering through that dark curtain—I know how it feels being in this room.

I painted my room this exact color in 2008/2009. martha’s organized, but she’s a student and it’s a cramped space—she arranges her shelves the best she can, but her stuff is just stuff and doesn’t perfectly match. when I’m at school I have to dry my laundry in the middle of my room exactly the same way!

yup, that’s what every break room I’ve ever had at work looks like, with the mismatched tupperware and posters and questionably-clean microwave.

sylvia’s house is obviously intended to be coordinated, but with a nonprofessional’s taste. you can see the little pumpkins in the background from halloween, there’s a printed tablecloth at the table, the counters are that realistic mix of cluttered and clean.

even in a fancy office, we’ve got the ugly fluorescent lighting that’s not really doing anyone favors, the crooked potted plants, the sporadic beige and white walls, the random workplace posters above the printer and trash cans.

people sitting in weird places because there aren’t enough seats around the tv! the cat tower with kitty litter shoved in the corner! the overstuffed table! the slightly-crooked picture frames! this IS the vibe of being stuffed into a too-small room with company over.

I don’t know, I just love how they unapologetically show the messiness of normal life on camera?? I feel like the unglamorous-ness of it grounds the show so much?! it’s just so much fun watching a bunch of fantastical sci-fi things play out against mundane settings I see every day.

chanth-thara

okay, i’m curious. let’s play a game. reblog this post and put in the tags the name of a fictional Indigenous character.

No headcanons, no ‘coding’, only CANONICALLY Indigenous characters. You have unlimited time. Go.

chanth-thara

if another FUCKING person mentions the fucking werewolves from twilight I'm going to burn this whole site down and take you all with me

apocahipster

thank you for the recs!!! especially the fiction and fantasy genre ones

depsidase

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