im wasted on cross country

now hang on jade getting zero is really something cause one of her three hobbies is experimenting with nuclear substances …

If you regret a permanent body alteration you got and your immediate thought is "raise the legal age for everybody who can do this" instead of "Maybe I, specifically, was a dipshit" you need to get Gotten by a mountain lion

Everyone except me is wrong about The Character

And my beloved mutual who fills a sort of "scheming advisor" role in my opinions about The Character

let’s all have joint pain and digestive issues

i have literally never fallen in battle. only tripped gracefully with tasteful panty shot

guys i just heard a minecraft cave noise in real life

change your settings to peaceful it'll be ok

k hold on

where are my parents