im wasted on cross country

not all your fave blorbos can be masochists some of those fuckers gotta enjoy beating the shit out of someone during sex

you really do meet some of the loveliest people talking about blood and sex on the internet

its good when band names are things that are nice to think about. 'imagine dragons' well i am & its awesome. 'owl city' awww cute. 'barenaked ladies' hell yeah

✨that’s my blorbo!!!! yay thank you so much. I love it! ✨

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

bro it sounds like maybe you need a reminder of the glorious interconnectedness of all things?

we really should be calling it fanworks, not content

I'm here for fun and community not to rp a mega corporation's underpaid social media intern

ok i slept and ate food and now i will walk around

my friend keeps sending the groupchat voice notes of her eating bussy and calling it "asmr"..... bro go study for your physics exam 😭