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this haelian thumbnail is sending me

#ares #cool now. legendary.#buttt #my uterus once a month when it starts bleeding be like

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strawberrycamel

we really should be calling it fanworks, not content

strawberrycamel

I'm here for fun and community not to rp a mega corporation's underpaid social media intern

#social media used to be. social #not anymore

orphismes

isn’t it all so familiar?

#front facing frinos you’re everything to me

dogshitdotnet

ok i slept and ate food and now i will walk around

dogshitdotnet

#i did 2 of the 3 today. need this reminder to walk tomorrow

cyanocittae

my friend keeps sending the groupchat voice notes of her eating bussy and calling it "asmr"..... bro go study for your physics exam 😭

cyanocittae

hi sorry uh. incredible miscommunication on my part lmfao.

my bad yall

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llylandrill

Lovers gaze

Happy Valentines 🖤❤️

aro-aceattorney

There is a really funny synergy between two deltarune theories nobody is considering

bonus:

scheppke

old thanares I forgot to post, so here you go!

#aye they’re so cute and sweet there

oodlesodoodles

More jelly pen experiments

been trying to think of a scene to draw from my upcoming fic to promo it on tumblr and idk. would a jpeg of naked ares with a package (literal) infront of his package (cock) entice you to read an introspective piece of writing about thanatos having a transactional perspective of the relationships in his life???

#the ole ares cock bait and switch #the other one would be a spoiler for a very fun reveal in the story #of the gift than gives him #and anything else i think of is. so pretentiously symbolic

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fairycosmos

sources are saying ohhhhhhhhh brother

hbystuff

Luminance

apocahipster

me and my friend jessie are physically incapable of having a normal fucking conversation so things happen where we accidently end up rping a dude bro trying to hit on me, an ordinary woman who is not a snake

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hopeyou-findthatswimmingpool

Hey guys this is the mongoose boy here. Just wanted to let everyone know the OP of this told me yesterday that when she wants to reference this tumblr post she goes back to the original conversation from 2019 in our messenger chat and reads it from there. She also showed me parts of the conversation that didn’t make it into the post and said “I didn’t include it because what you said wasn’t funny”.

apocahipster

actually there’s lots of things that “we” said that wasn’t funny.

hopeyou-findthatswimmingpool

Sorry forgot to add the lore updates of the past 7 years. The snake actually did meet a boy on a dating app and is getting married to him. The mongoose was actually a “cis lesbian” at the time but is a boy now. Life imitates art. Peace and love on planet earth.

apocahipster

the boyfriend (M) i met on the dating app is now my finance (gender fluid) and based on my track record will probably become my wife by the end of it.

#long post #sorry.#call me the egg cracker

apocahipster

me and my friend jessie are physically incapable of having a normal fucking conversation so things happen where we accidently end up rping a dude bro trying to hit on me, an ordinary woman who is not a snake

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hopeyou-findthatswimmingpool

Hey guys this is the mongoose boy here. Just wanted to let everyone know the OP of this told me yesterday that when she wants to reference this tumblr post she goes back to the original conversation from 2019 in our messenger chat and reads it from there. She also showed me parts of the conversation that didn’t make it into the post and said “I didn’t include it because what you said wasn’t funny”.

apocahipster

actually there’s lots of things that “we” said that wasn’t funny.

#it’s because messenger has a useable search feature #unlike tumblr #if it’s doing rounds on tumblr again and there in my notes then i might use it #but you know. we don’t have the words #you know. the natural predator of snakes. in our chats all that much

sicklyjelly

with chilling clarity, Zagreus understands… everything.

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quixoticanarchy

I do think it's kind of funny how john green wrote a book about tuberculosis that brought a lot of renewed attention to the subject and he's since become the darling of the tb world, speaks at tb conferences, my dad and every other tb researcher I know is absolutely smitten with him, and they'll be like "we love this guy! have you heard of him??" and I have to be like well yes, I have. for other reasons

chrispypineappleburger

Saw this and thought of sharing it because it is very beautiful

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