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WHY does team rockets pokedex talk like this ???
Pokédex: dreadnaw, the BITE Pokemon! A water and rock type. And I don’t- I don’t know?
Powokedex: Drednyaw, DA BITE Powokemon! A wata and wock type UwU. And I dwon’t- I dwon’t know? ÓwÒ
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in this house we stan dionysus!
#Hermes: he’s dead Dionysus you don’t actually have to do this #Dionysus [polishing his giant wooden dildo]: I made a PROMISE (x)
This is the also the myth of the creation of the dildo. And in some versions of the myth, Prosymnus’ soul was so overjoyed, that he was transferred to Elysium. That’s right, Dionysus rode Prosymnus’ pseudo-dick so good that he was moved to the Blessed AfterlifeTM
dionysus: can’t believe prosymnus died before I could keep my promise to let him bone me the nymphs: you don’t have to, you know dionysus, oiling up the world’s first dildo: no I’m gonna
Prosymnus’ soul literally ascended
Dionysus: What do you desire as payment brave psychopomp? I will give anything in my power as a god. How about a lyre that plays itself? Or a font of endless wine?
Prosymnus, who has been sweating with barely contained horny for the entire boat ride:
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your yearly reminder that Baby It’s Cold Outside is a song about a woman having CONSENSUAL sex, at a time when premarital sex was frowned upon. The female singer is offering up the token demurrals society expects her to, because it’s expected, not bc she doesn’t fully intend to stay and have awesome sex with a dude she’s into. The male singer knows this, and is in turn offering her an excuse to give to the neighbors in the morning (“it was too cold for me to go home, the only responsible thing to do was spend the night at his place. because of the weather, get your minds out of the gutter”). A 1950s audience would have understood all this, but the nuance gets lost in a modern age where women are actually allowed to say yes when they mean it.
Also the “hey what’s in this drink” thing was a common joke at the time, where the punchline was that there was in fact nothing in the drink. the woman’s making a joke that she wouldn’t do this if she was sober, oh goodness no! it’s only a joke bc both she and the man are in on the punchline: she is sober, and is only staying bc she wants to
Me, listening to “Baby, It’s Cold Outside” with historical context:
Early color photographs of Antarctica, circa 1915, by Australian adventurer Frank Hurley.
i arrive at the ball in my finest gown. i descend from the stairs like an angel from heaven and strike a pose
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I don’t know how to feel about this
hot flaming take i’m abt to slap you with: it’s not acceptable to punish children for their grades, no matter the circumstances.
y’all replying to my post like “punishments are wrong, instead u should discipline them by removing video games and fun so they Work Harder”...... i said No on Every Aspect of punishment / “discipline”, and i meant it. stop trying to think up alternatives.
as someone who is autistic, has adhd, and struggled a lot with grades in school, i can promise every single person on this post trying to come up with alternatives that punishing kids in any form for bad grades will not help even a little. it will ONLY contribute to their mental health issues + stress and doesnt solve the problem at all.
if u really want a change in a kids grades, ask them whats wrong. ask them what is getting in the way, ask them if theyre okay, ask them if they need help or if they need some advice or hell, even give them a hug.
school is terrifying and stressful and it was the biggest source of the severity of my mental health issues when i was in school and i can tell u for a fact that if my parents had supported me and helped me and encouraged me i would have felt infinitely more eager to complete my work instead of curling up in a puddle of guilt and depression from the stress of school
if a kid is getting bad grades it will never be genuine laziness. there is always a reason. there is always going to be something identifiable that is getting in the way of success and it will NEVER be the kids "laziness". please do not ever guilt or punish or scold kids for their grades, im begging u. negative reinforcement will only encourage worsening responses
tell kids ur proud of them for doing their best. tell them ur proud of them even when they fail, tell them its okay to fail, make kids know that they are not a burden or a failure or a disappointment because of some numbers on a sheet determined by one of the shittiest systems in the world
This is the FUNNIEST SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN
You love and support trans women!
Hate diet culture so much bitches will b like “don’t eat processed carbs they’re so bad for you” like and??? So what?? God did not give us grain and stone to grind it with for no reason. Bread is inevitable. Bread is food for the heart and the soul. U think I’m gonna give that up in pursuit of instagram fitness?? U think I’m gonna deny myself the simple pleasure of toast with jam so I can endlessly chase an ever-shifting standard of beauty that ultimately means nothing? In 20 years I will no longer be beautiful and in 60 my body will be vacant food for other, smaller creatures. But the taste of fresh bread? Of homemade donuts and still-warm pie? I will carry the taste on my tongue into whatever follows this life. So like. Stop telling me I should diet lmao. I’m not abt to martyr myself just to get a man to look at me.
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When some new gossip too good for you to contain
lil matt damon SNAPPED
He looks exactly like Matt Damon
the finger points 😭😭
Him and this gif have the same energy
He dragged him for not listening lmao
The guy in the corner has the face of a man who has witnessed a murder and is absolutely loving it
That teacher is working so hard to keep his cool but I am a teacher, I speak teacher, and that man is having the best day of his entire career
I’m loving this shit ho god
