The Shimodagans

reading the 13 a series of of unfortunate events books by lemony snicket over and over between the ages of 7-16 did something to my brain. not sure what. i still don’t know what was going on with the sugar bowl. remember all the lore! the medusoid mycelium that only grew in the gorgonian grotto. the schism in the spy organisation. kit snicket and count olaf grew up together and still exchanged bitter letters at times as adults and enemies. violet and one of the triplets possibly maybe kissed climbing that iceberg but the narrator deliberately alluded to it without telling us because he wrote violet deserved some privacy for a change. the way the passages in the beatrice letters invented romance. those books. my god

if you weren’t on this site when everyone got unreasonably horned up over the Peter Pan actor at Disneyland then you haven’t truly been witness to madness

starting a kickstarter for tumblr to collectively buy the CW

I already have a great idea for the first show we’ll make it’s about an asexual and a pansexual who are roommates but the twist is that

How am I not supposed to be in love with Ianto Jones when he had a goth phase and makes extraordinary coffee and watches Murder She Wrote and can cook and dresses so weirdly and is Welsh and is perfectly content if you give him a stopwatch and has a pet pterodactyl he bought pet insurance for and fed dark chocolate to. He can write shorthand and bought a wedding dress for Gwen and was over invested in a best front lawn of the month competition and Sunday barbecues he marinated kebabs for, and he wore safety gear when he stole a forklift to save his boyfriend who’d been trapped in cement

today’s date is the 3rd? what’s next, the 4th? the 5th? the minor fall, the major lift? 

sorry but there's simply not a malewife on the level of joel hammond from santa clarita diet. his wife turned into an undead flesh eating monster and he was like sweetie of course i will find people for you to kill and eat. i love you so much. i'm going to go have a panic attack.

The most important competition of the year has begun.

Person: “So, what hobbies do you have?” My mind: *goes blank*

quantum physics demonstrates that certain things change state when directly observed. in my case, i change into a moron.

I love how the episode is called “Chidi Sees the Time Knife”  but it has no bearing whatsoever on the plot

Sometimes you write a line and you’re just like “oh yeah, that’s a banger” and that is almost CERTAINLY what happened here