simply Marvelous

I’m so disappointed

every british actor: so i heard that woke is dead? phew! thank god. i made some bad investments and now i really need that jkr money

Oat milk was discovered much more recently than you may have known. Like many now-familiar technologies, it was found by accident during the Apollo program when NASA learned what a zero-g environment does to goat milk.

reading this deposition that just got dropped where someone sued musk and ohhhh my god it is this funniest thing ever . i can see why his lawyer tried to keep this confidential . they’re both maybe the biggest idiots . this is like ace attorney

fun fact: the Mr. Bankston here is Mark Bankston, the same lawyer who absolutely ruined Alex Jones during the Sandy Hook trial.

how in the fuck did the muskrat's attorney pass the bar

Mark Bankston is gonna make me fucking SWOON.

If you want to listen to the deposition highlights in the Texas case with commentary from the world expert on Alex Jones, listen to the episodes of the podcast Knowledge Fight labelled ‘formulaic objections’ (I think there are about 16 in total). Highly recommend.

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

I am pleased by people messaging me telling me that after adding a carb or protein to their snacks or meals they feel more satisfied all day. Yes, my plan is working. People are getting through their days with less hangry.

What did they think was going to happen