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“bits to use in everyday conversations”
We are literally shown time and time again in Arcane that magic is WILD. You cannot control it. It’s toxic and creates unwanted byproducts when it is restrained. It has a mind of its own and will attack or kill people just to survive. It’s extremely intoxicating and corrupting of power. You can control and wield it, but at great peril to yourself.
Jayce trying to HARNESS that volatile energy is like giving radioactive bombs and nuclear weapons to children. Jayce was not wrong for wanting to change the world and try to help people with it, but using MAGIC to get there was a very foolish, arrogant, and dangerous way to go about it.
Random fan on tumblr with no self awareness: “not using Hextech is ableist propaganda! The writers hate disabled people!”
Jesus fucking Christ….
When Victor said "we failed to do good." He wasn't just being poetic. If you pay attention you'll notice they never actually helped anyone with hextech except for piltovers elite. What do we see actually accomplished with hextech over the course of the story? The hexgates (commissioned by the corrupt council and ultimately causing a magic environmental disaster), some industrial gadget prototypes (which end up being used as weapons), and...a ton of super deadly weapons! We only ever had Jayce's and Viktor's assurances that hextech was capable of anything good and the story never gives us any evidence they were right.
IRON LUNG NEWS (for those who still haven't seen the stream)
Mark showed some disc ideas (done by molly brown aka deadlymelodic) and the circle ones was fan favourite (the top row 2nd was mostly winner)
Mark has DVD cover and it's looking absolute amazing but doesn't reveal the cover yet
Digital will come soon on YouTube (Movies). Also it takes time because Mark is working a deal with YouTube for getting other movies (done by other YouTubers) getting released on YouTube Movies through him (easy access to streaming). Also a lot of legal stuff too.
He will be doing the DVD himself. There was a poll and mostly people voted DVD's so he probably will be doing more DVD's than Blu-Ray's. Also no DVD will be signed.
There will be behind the scenes and directors commentary on DVD
IRON LUNG merch shipping will take time because yall bought so much than was expected
My three girlfriends. And yes, they smoke weed.
do they smoke weed?
Yes, actually.
you mean she isnt just smoking a cigarette? but a weed cigarette?
It’s called a bunt…. Not weed cigarette… And yes, it is a weed bunt. They all smoke weed bunts before we kiss. (They are my girlfriends,)
They don’t look like they smoke weed.
Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. I’m so angry you are so lucky my three weed smorking girlfriends are rubbing my shoulders to calm me down I’m so mad.
Your “weed smoking girlfriend” has a Hello Kitty tattoo on her belly. The one in the middle.
I printed out a photo of your avatar and taped it to my punching bag that I punch and I mutter your URL with every strong punch I punch you twerp…. Don’t ever Talk about Blaiz or the wicked Tat(tattoo) I drew on her ever again I Don’t wanna see you standing outside my home at 3 am holding your weird dripping brown bags ever again ok leave us alone this is the FINAL FUCKING WARNING
Well that escalated quickly……
What, was that? Hmm? Come again. *Blaiz grabs my shoulder* Come on Jory, they aren’t worth it, please. * I jerk my shoulder shaking her hand off* NO! NOOOOO!!! *starts to just pummel you with my big fucking fists. With each blow I let out a furious yell. The blows come quicker and harder and the yells get louder. I’m yelling so loud and now I’m crying. BREAKING POINT. The week was hard and I can’t take anymore. I’m opening sobbing at this point while you blood gurgle. All three of my girlfriends struggle to pull me off and they finally succeed and lead me away from the goo pile that is now your body*
haha oh my god
who even is this dude? someone needs some anger management classes.
love how he keeps reminding us that “I HAVE THREE GIRLFRIENDS”, “THEY ALL KISS ME”, and “THEY SMOKE WEED HURRP DURR”.
and let’s not forget the “Blaiz” and her “wicked tat”, or that he doesn’t “wanna see you standing outside [his] home at 3 am holding your weird dripping brown bags ever again”, and that this is “the FINAL FUCKING WARNING”.
“the goo pile that is now your body”
i’m dying over here, jesus
please, Jory, come challenge me to a bout of internet witticsisms; i promise, it’ll be fun.
*shoots you dead* Heh, idiot… *leaves with my three weed smorking girlfriends to go hold hands and kiss.*
this dude playin omg
Come again? *The bar falls silent. No one dares to make a sound, as you have just said a very poor choice of words at a very dangerous time. I remain slumped over the bar, not looking back to you. One hand limply holding an almost empty bottle, the other hand cradling my head. I repeat the question, this time louder.* Come again?! *You can hear me slur the words, the sentence sounds like a real struggle for me to get out. I’m clearly intoxicated. A bead of sweat rolls down your face as you realize you might have just fucked up in a very major way. Everyone else in the bar is pretending to not notice what is going on. The bartender idly washes a mug with a cloth. His eyes are closed and he’s muttering something to himself. A handful of people hurriedly leave. One person looks back at you, a look of sorrow on their face. They almost say something, but shake their head and cast their eyes down to the floor, and leave. But not you. You stand, petrified. A quick look at me reveals I’m still at the bar. You look to the exit, there’s still time. But there’s not, there’s not, there’s not. Your fate was sealed the moment you opened your mouth.* Mother fuck.. what did you say?! *I slowly rise from my stool and being to lumber over to you. I look a mess. My hair is unkempt, I haven’t shaved in what looks like months, there are dark heavy bags under my eyes, my shirt is stained and has holes in it, and I’m missing a shoe. But the main thing you notice is the gun tucked into my jeans, and my massive muscle arms that look like they were made for punching. You know that song about the boots that were made for walking? Yeah, it’s like that only instead of boots it’s my muscles and instead of walking it’s punching. As I drunkenly sway over to you, you think of your family… Will they mourn you, or will they try and forget this blotch of stupidity, that their child insulted the Jory publicly, ever happened to their family? Your thoughts are cut short as I now stand face to face with you. I grab your face and pull you even closer.* Playin?! There was nothing playing… no playing you fuck. No playing… it was real.. the realest thing I’ve ever know.. felt… Love. I loved them… Blaiz…. Chas-Chas… Funk… I loved all three of em… but they…*My face is wet with tears and I’m blinking constantly in vain to hold them back.* They left me… left… *Almost instantly the sadness leaves my face and is replaced with pure anger.* Playin? Playin?! *My hand leaves your face and starts to head to what you think is the gun. You close your eyes and see God looking at you, shrugging. ‘Pft, you brought this upon yourself dude.’ He says as he waves his hands at you dismissively. But instead of the gun, my hands grab yours. Your eyes jolt open and the anger is gone from my face. There is only sadness.* Left me… * I fall to the floor and sob.* Wow, grow up. *You say before you leave the bar but are hit almost immediately from a car and are killed upon impact.*
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unfortunately i can never hate on a "power of friendship" narrative no matter how corny because the thing is it's literally real
The "power of friendship is cringe/weak writing" narrative is just propaganda for cynicism, misanthropy and hyper-individualism.
Those base principles being:
Cats are funny creatures
Cheeseburger is a funny word
the unfortunate thing is some of you think you did a character analysis, but what you did is an over-identification where,
instead of the logic of:
*a character says/does/feels something* -> I wonder why they did/say/feel that way? what is the subtext of that? what does it say about their beliefs and values? about other aspects of their personality? is this inherent or conditioned? what does it say about their past? what does it say about the world around them? how do they define/conceptualize xyz? is this the same as the rest of their world does? as we do? what happens when the boundaries of xyz are disturbed/recontextualized/troubled? how does that (re)shape their worldview?
it becomes the logic of:
*a character says/does/feels something* -> i do/say/feel that way too! and I do it that way because of my (personal and culturally specific) identification/understanding of xyz. therefore, the character does that because of the same shared identification/understanding of xyz, which is now a fixed feature, because my pleasure of the text is predicated on this identification.
which is fine, whatever, i'm not one to stay in the way of your pleasure, but it does become an issue when it turns you into a self-appointed cop on a path of righteousness to defend the character against (sometimes entirely imagined) infidels who are "disrespecting" or "misreading" them (because that means they are disrespecting and misreading you) and then turning it into some kind of overarching and targeted judgment of "well it's because fandom hates people like me," and looping the over-identification more and more into a knot. no one else understands this Character like you do! no one can touch them but you! woof-woof-woof!
but it's not about you. it's about the Character. And I'm not saying it in the sense of, "you can't hurt a character's feelings, they aren't real," because that's beside the point, but what I mean is that the character is embodied within a particular world - and I'm talking about speculative worlds specifically here - and you're completely disengaging with the fun part of unpacking that rich world because you jumped to a conclusion based on a solipsistic analysis. and yes, that includes when you bring in the undead author arguments of, well canon says-- no it doesn't. the Character says. the Author says about what the Character's perspective is. see point A.
and also, none of it negates the validity of your interpretation! but the problem is, because you didn't actually look at the thing on its own terms, you have deprived yourself of a different kind of pleasure of textual engagement, and multitudes of experiences that might also make you understand where other people are coming from.
and also you've given me carpal tunnel from making me use the block button so much. my god.
The main reason I’m pushing for people to stop using the term ‘pedophile’ and instead use the term ‘child sexual abusers’, is because since all discussions of child sexual abuse focus on this idea of an evil person who is just out to get kids because they are sexual attracted to them, it makes it hard for kids who where sexually assaulted by people who don’t fit that description to realize they were sexually assaulted.
It didn’t register for me until recently that my experiences of being forced to strip naked multiple times at the mental hospital to be ‘checked’ when I was 14 was sexual assault, because the people who did it were nurses/doctors who clearly didn’t find me sexually attractive but instead used it as a form of humiliation and control towards children they deemed as ‘unruly’ and ‘uncooperative’ (ie. children who asked to be treated like people). I thought only people who fit into this idea of a child attracted pedo could be child sexual abusers, so I thought my experience didn’t count.
Stepping away from the idea that there is a pedophile boggieman and instead highlighting that anyone can be a child sexual abuser will help more people realize that their experiences are sexual assault.
I'm sure this post is full of commentary, so sorry to OP for piling even more on.
I just want to add that so many people focus on the "pedophile" boogeyman because they are way more upset by the thought of someone being sexually attracted to children, rather than actual literal CSA. It's the reason why you see so much energy and focus on "kill your local pedophile" pedojacketing harassment campaigns rather than you know... actually listening to survivors and advocating for youth liberation. No one gives a fuck about kids, but will gleefully fantasize about what they would do if they "caught a pedo"
some puzzling writing hot takes i’ve encountered:
genre fiction is fascist. the only ideologically pure fiction is slice-of-life with no plot.
any book with more than one sex scene is erotica
romance novels encourage women to have unrealistic fantasies, like “having enjoyable sex” and “being apologized to”
describing a female character’s body for any reason, even during a sex scene where her love interest’s body is described too, means you’re a gross male writer who doesn’t understand women
if the protagonist is an anti-hero or morally gray, each chapter should have a disclaimer detailing all of said protagonist’s moral failings
I can add at least one more, from someone I unfollowed last week because of it:
- if anything bad happens to any of your characters for any reason, it’s because you have unprocessed trauma and you should stop writing fiction and go to therapy
can’t forget these
if a romantic relationship between two fictional characters is anything less than wholesome and drama-free without it being explicitly condemned every chapter, the writer thinks it’s a perfect romance everyone should aspire to and is thus encouraging abusing relationships
if a book about queer characters does not perfectly encapsulate my personal experience and i personally didn’t relate to it or like it, it was definitely written by a cishet person for a cishet audience and is problematic and bad
feeling a little high reading these
If a character was ever shown as a minor, allowing that character to have sex as an adult is exactly equivalent to child porn
If a female character is under 5'4", she’s child-coded, and therefore your work is potentially child porn even if she’s not shown in sexual situations
The death of any character who is queer falls under “kill your gays” and is not allowed. (Actual example– “they should have changed the ending to Bohemian Rhapsody.”)
The death of any character who is a woman is “fridging”
The death of any character who is another minority is “the expendable brown person”
Any close relationship between two people of the same gender is “queerbaiting” (also includes “not referring to two explicitly agender beings in a queer-platonic relationship as men that fuck”)
Any cishet character who has a gender-nonforming personality trait, a personality trait that is found attractive by members of the same sex, or, for that matter, has any qualities that queer people can relate to is “queerbaiting”
Others I’ve also seen:
“This story takes place in the future, therefore the characters in it would CURRENTLY be underage, so writing them having sex is paedophilia.”
“The author of Naruto was sexualising him by ageing his character up to have a son, ie the literal passage of time is now problematic.”
The wildest one I’ve ever seen is that you shouldn’t write smut because fictional characters can’t consent to you 😳
Normally I would just let this be but I have the perfect opportunity to bookend this with an actual take I’ve seen so….
Slice of life with no plot is actually fascist.

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Living in the wrong timezone to notice when the hellsite is down - just like old times 🥹
this is actually HILARIOUS because both domestic rabbits and domestic cats practice dominance-related social grooming but for wildly different reasons.
if you're a rabbit, the boss rabbit is the one who gets groomed by its subordinate rabbits.
but if you're a cat... the boss cat is the one that grooms the other cats.
BOTH these idiots are going "aw yeah, it's good to be on top >:) "
Tumblr is like our elderly dog and when she makes an especially scary cough we apparently think "oh god it's the big one"
Grief is a spectrum as you can see
Our shit dog is alive and we love her
She changed ship tags to red and it almost killed her but by god she did it
i hope we leave behind the weird infantalizing language in 2026. i'm sick of reading "grape" when people mean "rape". i'm sick of the cutesy language to talk about real world horrors. "oh but the platform i'm on would suppress the video" okay? then why are you trying to host the conversation there. there are DOZENS of social media sites out there. surely you can absolutely promote the video elsewhere. surely you can host the conversation elsewhere. why does going viral matter more than language that you're using to describe real world horrors. and why are you using that language in real life, where there is no algorithm to suppress it. you aren't going to get banned on reddit or youtube for saying "kill" get a grip
I think it’s important to remember this phenomenon, though, and specifically to remember that it was born from the drive to monetize everything. This trend started specifically on TikTok, and TikTok wanted to market itself to kids and teens. They wanted, specifically, to make money off allowing advertisements on their app, marketed to kids and teens. But a lot of companies based off marketing to youth will not allow their ads to run on a platform that covers adult content. If their product is featured right after a serious video about rape, the rapid association might cause controversy with the parents of their target demographic, affecting sales and their brand reputation as a whole.
I agree with the fact that we need to leave this censorship behind, but I hope we can remember why people initially started doing it. Then we can continue to remember why we don’t want our current social media platforms to rely on monetization and algorithms to begin with.
iron lung is good because on one hand it's like "hey if there was an ocean of blood and we threw a guy down there would that be fucked up or what" but also it's about humanity and the want to survive and the need to survive and what is worth the cost of a life but it's also about the inhuman treatment of criminals and where we draw the line but it's also about simon saying "it's bigger than me" during his self sacrificial act for humanity it's also about "you deserve your freedom. i'm sorry i can't give you that." it's about oh my god i love cosmic horror it's about seeing such an incredibly beautiful and artistic and human and independent film prevail it's about everything and it's about what you are when you're left at the edge of nothing. so yeah the movie is ok

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fyi the point of fucking up your data patterns isnt to avoid suspicion. it’s to make EVERYONE suspicious. same logic as the bloc, pals. protect your comrades, be suspicious. ESPECIALLY if you aren’t doing anything likely to get you arrested.
the state is less omniscient and significantly more incompetent than you’d think. overextend their resources at every possible opportunity. make them cry wolf repeatedly. run their data analysis agents fucking ragged. and strike. attack.
YES i’m a postgrad statistics researcher and i can tell you that the state honestly has NO IDEA what to do with the data it collects, it has an obsession with big data but it’s almost impossible to work with in practice. the traditional statistical approaches that are used can’t be scaled up, the adapted approaches are substantially weakened, and the machine learning approaches have the same problems and often tell them nothing. data scientists are only just coming around to these issues too, most still just push on with it anyway - incompetence is the word. above all this though, like you say, the biggest issue for the state is at the point of data collection. they will NEVER get anything useful if they’re collecting shitty messy data. they will eventually figure out that the real solution is working how to collect accurate and meaningful data, we should make it as difficult as possible for them to do that
This makes me think that we need WAAAY more apps that generate junk data
Apps that generate junk data? tell me moooore.
Ooh I know this one!
Ad Nauseum is an adblocker that stores the ads it blocks and continuously generates fake clicks, fucking with analytics and costing the ad companies money
TrackMeNot automatically does randomly generated searches on a variety of search engines to obscure your real searches and fuck with analytics, and you can set it up to work with anything that has a search bar (including facebook, twitter, amazon, youtube, etc)
WhatCampaign replaces analytics parameters in links with the string “FuckOff”. I thought there was a similar extension that used random strings, but I can’t seem to find it
Privacy Possum is a fork of Privacy Badger with a focus on costing tracking companies as much money as possible, and idk if my limited tech knowledge is enough to understand what it does but the description does say it falsifies some data so that’s good enough for me
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Boy it SURE would be a SHAME if this were SPREAD AROUND for everyone TO SEE
if you feel queerbaited by actual real human beings have you considered that maybe you're just queerstupid and queerparasocial and need to touch some queergrass