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Sammich

Fuck the haters. I believe in you

september was practice… in october I’m getting my shit together

in november I'm getting my shit together

in december I’m getting my shit together

i love to be the most laidback customer to ever grace an establishment. comrade i will wait one william years for your goods and services

im doing good! you know. besides the underlying feeling that I'm fundamentally incapable of fitting in in a society. besides that i'm chillin

3 days of sunset at 5pm and I already feel my flesh amd bones rotting

one of my least favorite things is that I can’t teleport

Youtube is full of ads, spotify is full of ads, tumblr is full of ads, pinterest is full of ads. Everything uses ai. Every new update makes the website/app worse. Youtube auto translates almost every video I want to watch. Sometimes pinterest only loads ads for me. Check out this new ai feature. Here's a new update that breaks ur laptop. Here's a new update that breaks ur phone. Why are u complaining about ur phone, just get the newest iphone lol. Join my patreon. Join my membership. Pay a monthly membership to get all features. Upgrade your membership to get even more features. Subscribe to netflix. Subscribe to disney. Subscribe to amazon. Subscribe to hulu. This content isn't available in ur country. This content was removed. This website was removed. This feature only exists for apple. This app only exists for apple. U need to a WiFi connection to play this game. U need an account. We need your email to finish creating this account. We need your number to finish creating your account. We need your id to finish creating your account. In order to delete your account please write an email. In order to delete your account you need a laptop. Oops our database was hacked and ur information was stolen. Ur data was sold from this random website u used once 10 years ago. Spam call. Spam call. Spam call.

We should be training dogs to provide sniff-based pregnancy tests. Every pharmacy should have an enormous wise-eyed hound by the entrance who bows his head before those with child. Each one could, perhaps, also provide abortions with a single touch of his gnarled paw.