Untitled

Don't forget that mouths are also for fingering! Just poke and prod around in there as much as you want!

so who was gonna tell me that the end of Kill La Kill was gonna Fuck This Hard

Do you think Nui Harime effectively utilized girl power when she decaptitated herself to ensure global annihilation?

one genre of fanfiction that seems to have mostly disappeared since i became an adult is shenanigans-type fics. like not exactly crack but just "the gang goes to 7-11" type, extremely low-stakes plot stories. the beach episodes of fanfiction. i just feel like i don't see those around so much anymore. whered they go. i miss them :(

Everybody's taking fanfic way too seriously these days. You aren't competing for the Booker prize. Send your OT3 to the funfair.

I love "gender bending" characters but HATE HATE HATE designs where canon buff dudes are wispy little fairy ladies and canon tiny women are beefy ass male linebackers. If you're not in it for JACKED WOMEN and TWINKS then what's what's FUCKING point

person who lost their impulse control suddenly living in a world that has consequences again. person who lost their brain-to-mouth filter and now just says things they can't take back. person with choice paralysis because the future was certain and safe and familiar for so long and now who knows what the fuck will happen next. gimme timeline re-entry dysphoria!

People who lost their fear of death having to realize that they can’t just walk out into the middle of the street anymore after ending up in the hospital multiple times, because they have the idea of being able to do it all over again embedded in their brain.

ugh we need more manipulative characters that aren’t evil. lie and cheat and steal for a good cause. control every narrative. use narcissism for justice. ruin all of your personal relationships for the good of the mission.