#dont worry

Alien 1: (Watching two humans bicker, trying to jot down notes.)

Human 1: "He got smacked in the face."

Human 2: "On the forehead, but okay." (Stubborn pride.)

Human 1: "No."

Human 2: "How you gonna tell me where I got hit?"

Human 1: "Uh, cause I seen it? You got smacked into next week."

Human 2:

Human 1: "It's okay, T. Everybody loses. But your loss was devastating."

Human 1: (Walking away while still facing the other.) "Devastating as fuck."

Human 1: (Play fighting with his girl.)

Alien: (Stops to take notice of interesting scene.)

Human 2: (Laughing and ducking, until she surprises him with a quick peck on the cheek.)

Human 1: (Briefly freezes. He pulls up his shirt collar to hide his red face.)

Alien: (Writing in a journal.) "Humans may sometimes color change..."

Human 1: (Sneezes.)

Alien: (Looks up.) "What was that?"

Human 1: (Already anticipating the humiliation.) "Me. I sneezed."

Alien: (Delighted.) "You sound so high pitched and tiny!!! Is that how all-"

(Interrupted by another sneeze across the room, all though this one sounds more like a war cry.)

Human 1: "Bless you."

Human 2: "Thanks."