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OP: This time it's lion cubs dance (cr 冰彬兵)

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gallusrostromegalus

tags by @ultramarineblues: #deeply curious about how this person discovered the cat liked this game

this too shall pass

HURRY UP

Item: free cursed sofa

#fuck around and find out

amuseoffyre

One of my favourite photos from my trip to Warsaw in 2006

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roswellsoup

bonus/proof:

we tipped her well dw. best waitress ever 🍒

aristocrating

they're meant to die by each other's sword why are they in a coffee shop

largishcat

hey there’s NOTHING stopping them from having a fistfight in the storage room and knocking over a shelf and the manager comes in just in time to see one of them stab the other with one of the fancy little forks they give customers to eat quiche with. then they both get fired, and blame each other, and stab each other more in a dirty alley behind a dumpster. #IWouldFindAndKillYouInEveryUniverse #EnemiesBeyondTimeAndSpace #ThatsAPrettyNormalDayInFoodService #SMHTheyLeftVickiToCloseByHerself

quietwingsinthesky

we’re so lucky that gilgamesh survived and is a banger. can you imagine if we found the oldest written human story ever recorded and it sucked balls.

heimeldat

We only find the bangers! This is a really important thing to remember both when analyzing ancient literature and when comparing your own writing to historical authors.

The less brilliant stories don't survive because people didn't make a million copies of them to pass around. It's pretty much guaranteed that there were a hundred other Gilgamesh stories circulating around the same time that did in fact suck balls, and just as many that were solidly mid, but people didn't write them down as many times (if ever), so fewer (if any) fragments survived.

It's easy to get discouraged thinking that 95% of ancient writers were brilliant compared to maybe 5% of modern writers. But really, it's just that 95% of what survived came from those few truly genius writers. Everybody else was out there telling stories too, and finding audiences who loved them, and producing beautiful art, they just weren't lucky enough or famous enough to get their stories recorded enough times for us to piece them together from whatever fragments survived the intervening centuries.

mossdftba

"The [1728] essay Peri Bathous was a protracted dunk on contemporary poets the author didn't like ... The essay is very incomprehensible to a modern reader because none of the poets getting dunked on are remembered nowadays on account of how they sucked..."

theadhdgoblin

distant-screaming

there really is nothing better than getting asked an innocuous question and being like

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cow-inthe-closet

friend whos always planning everything: hey guys lets do something this week!! when are you all available?

friend whos always available: i can do whenever

friend whos constantly busy: im sorry i have work and then school and then the labyrinth and then more work :( i can do tuesday at 3:00 am for five minutes tho

friend with the randomly generated sleep schedule: (no response)

friend who went missing in the woods behind their house 12 years ago and hasn't been heard from since: (no response)

friend whos really into genshin impact: does anyone want to play genshin impact

bulljumpingfresco

Fresco of Bacchus adorned with grapes in front of Mount Vesuvius

bubblegum-gf

reblogging a funny low note count textpost on your dash made by your mutual's mutual kinda feels like walking up to two strangers on the street and laughing loudly at their joke

nycswebhead

got really fucking high the other day and convinced myself that there was a new villain in the city and had a full on fight with a rat. not like a superpowered rat just regular

its-rats

:(

nycswebhead

god im sorry.

nycswebhead

i loved you in ratatouille

lakesbian

people vaguely saying 'the horrors' as shorthand for 'life problems, don't worry about it' in conversations where the problems are not going to be delved into has got to be one of my favorite new Ways Of Speaking that has emerged. like it's polite and vague and succinct enough for impersonal conversation but also extremely honest. it's very funny. The Horrors. we all know of them.

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the-quasar-hero

You can tell a lot about a person by entering their mind palace and encountering their greatest fears and darkest hopes in a labyrinth reflective of their subconscious thoughts.

kaijuno

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