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there really is nothing better than getting asked an innocuous question and being like

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cow-inthe-closet

friend whos always planning everything: hey guys lets do something this week!! when are you all available?

friend whos always available: i can do whenever

friend whos constantly busy: im sorry i have work and then school and then the labyrinth and then more work :( i can do tuesday at 3:00 am for five minutes tho

friend with the randomly generated sleep schedule: (no response)

friend who went missing in the woods behind their house 12 years ago and hasn't been heard from since: (no response)

friend whos really into genshin impact: does anyone want to play genshin impact

bulljumpingfresco

Fresco of Bacchus adorned with grapes in front of Mount Vesuvius

bubblegum-gf

reblogging a funny low note count textpost on your dash made by your mutual's mutual kinda feels like walking up to two strangers on the street and laughing loudly at their joke

nycswebhead

got really fucking high the other day and convinced myself that there was a new villain in the city and had a full on fight with a rat. not like a superpowered rat just regular

its-rats

:(

nycswebhead

god im sorry.

nycswebhead

i loved you in ratatouille

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lakesbian

people vaguely saying 'the horrors' as shorthand for 'life problems, don't worry about it' in conversations where the problems are not going to be delved into has got to be one of my favorite new Ways Of Speaking that has emerged. like it's polite and vague and succinct enough for impersonal conversation but also extremely honest. it's very funny. The Horrors. we all know of them.

the-quasar-hero

You can tell a lot about a person by entering their mind palace and encountering their greatest fears and darkest hopes in a labyrinth reflective of their subconscious thoughts.

kaijuno

chadgamer

your heart is a muscle the size of a rat

lesbianredpanda

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

martian-martian-martian

Your brain’s about four times the size of a cat’s

hzs-modblog

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

lawbreaker13

Your lungs can hold 5.5 liters of air

dreamsanddabs

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

lawbreaker13

The soles of your feet can never grow hair

ineedtostopchangingmyusername

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

lawbreaker13

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

theswedishelf

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

lawbreaker13

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

theswedishelf

SPONGEBOB…

lawbreaker13

SQUAREPAAAAAAAANTS

theswedishelf

*~deedlee-doot-dee-doot doo-oot~*

spongebobheritageposts

date of origin: August 9th, 2018

ghost-postables

The unbridled joy of seeing this pass by again, spotting the little red heart like “ah… my old friend. Spongebob Human Anatomy Squarepants.

mankillercalledbunny

The answer to "How did these Ancient People do this????" is basically always

1. A lot of dudes. Just a ton of fucking people from beginning to end of the process.

2. Ancient people weren't stupid, they just figured shit out the same way we do: fuck around until you find out.

3. We're gonna plan this out and it's gonna take ten fucking years, and you will cope.

4. Sticks and string are surprisingly versatile and can be used for a variety of purposes, like moving stuff and making sure things are even and go in the spot you wanted to put them in!

5. I want to make this easier and more efficient to move. If I put this on the round thing and push, it will move. If I put this in water, it will move. If I get some animals and rope and have a whole bunch of them drag it, it will move. All of these things are a better option than one guy trying to pick the whole fucking thing up.

ralfmaximus

No safety regulations

No weekends

Child labor

Slave labor

"The king said to do it"

History does not record the stupid megaprojects that failed

ariaste

History absolutely does record the stupid megaprojects that failed. Here are just a few of them:

Fidenae Stadium Disaster of 27AD. A huge gladitorial stadium, built fast and cheap, collapsed and killed 20,000 people, as well as injuring many more out of the total audience of 50,000.

The Sagrada Familia was started in 1882. It is still not finished.

Mingun Pahtodawgyi was started in 1790 but a prophecy said the king who commissioned it would die when it was finished, so he stopped building it.

The Pyramid of Neferefre was never finished because Neferefre died early and his successor didn't bother.

Alai Minar was supposed to be twice the diameter and twice the height of Qutb Minar. Didn't get past the first storey, abandoned in 1316.

Bara Kaman, abandoned in 1672.

The Basilica of San Petronio was started in 1390. The main facade was never finished. In 1514, they hired a guy to construct the dome, but the pope ordered the "megalomaniac dream" halted.

Arguably every empire that has ever fallen counts as a stupid megaproject that failed.

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holespoles

A painter born in 1906 Irene Mayo She often painted black cats

mister-sifter

Liam said girliam is real and we need to keep girliam-ing forever 😇😇

natureisthegreatestartist

What's this? The red-lined bubble snail (Bullina lineata), a marine gastropod. Bizarre and beautiful, yes?

organiccyborg

i am strange and i look like a peppermint. is that ok .

iamrockqueen

zawmbikilla

every time i see this image it makes me happy

emo-oreos

or this one

ca314159bara

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit

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