so many fanfics so little time

Preserving not-prev-but-someone-elses funny tags in this chain as well because I love both these additions actually,

#ironically the castle has only stayed floating because Archmage Dave was holding all the institutional knowledge from the original team #and also maintaining the Levitation Widget which is crucial to maintaining the gyroscope spells that stop the castle from flipping over #anyway Dave was axed because he wasn't 'innovating' #because instead he spent all day every day maintaining the Widget #hope His Majestoy enjoys sitting in his throne while his house does a barrel roll

Updates will be provided as the situation develops.

my comic for terrible comic day 2026

I'm obsessed with the woodlands of Scotland, they felt almost primeval

Don't forget to play it loud as fuck

This song had to be designed in a lab for the sole purpose of fucking with astronauts. whoever added it to the NASA playlist was a genius.

Gull inspecting two fake eggs and deciding to incubate the larger one By: Thomas D. McAvoy From: Life Nature Library: Animal Behavior 1965

Fish-shaped interlocking paving stones.

Medieval bats! I love these guys. They're in the bird section, but clearly even the medieval monks are a little confused about this, writing the bat "uses its teeth, which you may not be accustomed to finding in other birds." Translation comes from Willene B Clark, and you can find the bestiary these are featured in here.

...these would be perfect for a children's hospital

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"all of them inshallah"

Of all the tags on this post this is the one that worries me most

cover of a 19th century book on practical taxidermy