Liker of Niche Things

It’s Fourth of July Eve so make sure to leave some milk and cookies out for Captain America

I THOUGHT AFTER FOUR YEARS YOU PEOPLE WOULD LET THIS DIE AND YET AGAIN I OPEN THIS CURSED APP TO FIND MORE NOTES ON THIS POST

Tumblr users are like “B-but that’s my emotional support 4Chan language 🥺🥺”. I don’t give a shit, stop calling people -oids.

WHAT ARE YALL READING RN you must tell me

Thank god they decided to make more

But In doing so…she created her biggest enemy…Jolene

World Heritage Post

Listening to the latest MBMBAM, I had a thought: the McElroy Brothers know a lot more about The Phantom than the average person and so much less than I, an autistic man with a Phantom collection, wish they did.

And they know even less about Morris Day and The Time! If they hit a third one of my special interests, it will start feeling personal.

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

always funny to remember darth vader is anakin skywalker. the adrenaline junkie chucklefuck who used to dive head first out of speeders and built a pod racer in his yard when he was like six is now upper-middle management for the evil empire. half of his appearances in the original trilogy are Meetings. vader spends like 80% of his time dealing with bureaucratic bullshit. status updates. team meetings. holo-Zooms. budget rundowns. anakin betrayed the jedi and caused the fall of the republic and his punishment is being CC'd on every email forever. and you know what. he would hate that. the punishment fits the criminal