croac, bitch

not enough of you on here are obsessed with the handsome lady knight and her little historian husband who is doomed to watch her die over and over again. disappointing.

am i losing the drive to create things for an increasingly alien and hostile world whose mounting taste for fascism feels like a cold metal vise around my skull or am i just lazy and unmedicated and looking for excuses

World Heritage Post

it would be one thing if it was just the horrors but it's all the little horrorcitos también

there is no greater joy on this earth than Making Lists, Categorizing, & Sorting

this country has the chance to do the funniest thing

This went down a fucking storm in a bar on Saturday btw

they should invent something transformative and rewarding that happens inside my comfort zone

Absolutely horrid that a 10hr sleep does not cure you of all that ails you

But mayhaps 11 hours will cure me?

finding enough plastic in human brains to make a spoon is certainly a shocking headline but I just don't have it in me to be shocked anymore. not only can I see the evidence of spoon brain all around me I can literally feel it in myself

"You're losing blood" no I know exactly where it is. The floor. Don't ever underestimate me.

hard cider was invented when someone decided to make beer that tastes good instead of bad