The One And Only

At the sex shop asking if I can buy a regular sized dildo I can put in my unremarkable asshole but they recognize me as the hero of legend regardless

Les ricains quand ils decident à modifier leurs jeu:

ma petite-amie Française m'a aidé avec le design

meows loud as fuck shattering all glass within 3 miles no survivors

made me laugh thinking abt if you do porn your boss could walk by and be like “fuckin hard or hardly fuckin?” and that might be pretty funny. well im alone there now. in our “special place”. waiting for you.

You will not die at the hands of quicksand. Ask me how I know this

Please, how do you know this?

quicksand does not have any hands

“get the fries, you’ll need the energy in the coming days”

Cmon man