Oh now im weird because I want you to lick your blood off my knife

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

i love when museums have near exact replicas of their displayed objects for you to buy. haha 15th century ceramic cup you are in my possession

unfortunately i am the type who wants to wear each others blood in vials

Let’s dissect each other and stitch our severed body parts onto one another until we’re not sure who’s who

idk how to flirt but i can ask you a million personal questions that are none of my business

Bro I can't believe that vladdy is our goalie 😭 HES A FUCKING BRICK WALL- we are so fucking blessed to have him omfg

Im having the biggest fomo rn. Why tf don't i live in Philadelphia. Why am i stuck a whole ass continent away

*removing your organs one by one*ok please stop screaming.like you know i have a problem with loud noises.can you try to be quieter?

alright boys well done let's do it again monday night