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I don't get why people outside of the US think that Yankee is some sort of devastating insult. You sound like Robert E Lee.

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love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

i think the scientology speedrunners should start visiting the hospital mitch mcconnell is supposed to be in. i think it would be enriching for them

notice how everyones 30 now

give me your most controversial music opinion

the beatles were one ugly guy moving really fast

Sometimes you think a man is gay but it turns out he is just nice. Sometimes you think a man is nice but he’s actually just wearing glasses. It’s complicated

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

using the bus tracker app is like. oh it's going to be here in three minutes. now it's five minutes. oh the bus has killed itself