*can be trusted with sharp objects*

touches U in a very weird but non sexual way

If you are attracted to a girl it's important to show her sinister artifacts and relics

"Consensual, but still weird" is underrated in toxic freaky shipping world. There are many ways you can make it weird while still having everyone agree to it

They consented but at what cost

starting a foundation that gives disadvantaged children one wild ass night at the club

Why the fuck are you suggesting putting CHILDREN in a club?

So they can sip grey goose, maybe have a cig, and feel the rhythm? Are you the fun police?

i just rescued a pill bug they’re gonna reward me with a million pill bucks i’m gonna be a fucking pillionaire

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I JUST MADE ONE PILLION DOLLARS

they're a problematic character TO YOU. they're problematic to me as well but I'm being weird and horny about it so it's different

*christ dies on the cross* Um.. okay. That just happened. Awkwarrrrd...