yen DEMAND

“you should be the bigger person” absolutely not. i’m cursing his entire bloodline.

Inspirobot KILLIN it with the trans rights these days

"Some cocks can't be un-sucked. But what if I told you..." [I place a large ancient book covered in runes on the desk between us] "...some could?"

owww. owwwuh. fuck. wait. *pulls out* theres a damn rock in your pussy man.

kitten, mommy accidently got "wizard high" and is now lost in the astral realm, im so sorry, we're gonna have to call off the e-sex rp, i cant find your soul amongst the gnashing teeth of fate

i'd love you if and only if you were a worm. bitch

she’s sexy she’s a loser she’s the most cunning woman on the planet she sucks she’s drunk as shit she’s going to steal your girl she’s bad at dancing she’s going to destroy us all

if a wizard shows you her boobs you should look

and if you feel an arcane force seizing control of your body that's just the curse which is fine

whats geralts bosom brother called again????? think i just handed him my vape

elvis parsley

shotting a beam at you of fungus gnats & drain flies

by the way ive unleashed the creatures upon you 🤣

"sick" and "wicked" are the best compliments. this is so good it's diseased. this is so cool it's evil