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Did you play AD&D? I can't remember how old you are, so hopefully that's not too offensive. If so, was a typical game really as hostile as people say it was?
That's one of those question where the answer hovers somewhere between "no, with a couple of massive caveats" and "yes, but not in the way most people think".
A lot of AD&D 1st Edition's GMing practices are pretty hardass by modern standards; however, they need to be understood in the context that the game's authors were writing for a target audience who mainly played the game in college wargaming clubs, where players would frequently transfer between groups and group sizes tended to be very large â six players per GM was considered a bare minimum, and up to a dozen player characters in a single party was by no means unheard of!
In particular, players would often bring their character sheets with them when hopping between groups, and it was considered a faux pas for a GM to reject an incoming player's existing character or request any substantive changes be made, so managing expectations could be quite challenging; even as late as 2nd Edition, the Dungeon Master's Guide contains extensive discussion of how to gracefully handle players bringing existing characters with them who aren't necessarily a good fit for the present game's tone or resource economy.
The upshot is that the culture of play these iterations of Dungeons & Dragons are targeting inherently obliges the GM to take a much firmer hand to keep things on track than a pickup game that draws players exclusively from within the GM's established friend group might â and to be sure, some GMs abused these expectations to act like petty tyrants, but some contemporary GMs do that, too.
A big part of the modern perception that 1E and 2E were extraordinarily player hostile, meanwhile, has nothing to do with the previously discussed GMing practices; rather, it emerges from the transition away from that culture of play in a slightly unexpected way.
In brief, back when D&D was mainly played by wargaming clubs, it was fashionable to run pre-written adventure modules competitively at conventions; the competition wasn't between players, but between parties, with multiple groups running the same adventure in parallel to contend for prizes. Tournament play sometimes chose its winners based on the fastest real-time completion of the module in question, or set specific objectives within the module which would award points when completed, a bit like speed-running or achievement-hunting in a video game (though neither practice existed yet at the time).
It was the survival module, however, that quickly emerged as the most popular tournament format. In a survival tournament, each player would provide or was furnished with a binder containing a fixed number of pre-generated character sheets, switching to the next character sheet in the set as each preceding character died; the winning group was the one whose last surviving character's corpse hit the dirt furthest from the dungeon entrance.
Many of 1E's most popular adventure modules, including the infamous Tomb of Horrors, were originally written as survival modules to be run at tournaments in conventions. As such, they were designed to kill off player characters both quickly and efficiently, so as to reduce the likelihood that the tournament would run overtime and get kicked out of the convention venue. When they were later cleanup and repackaged as commercial adventure modules, their text rarely bothered to explain any of this â who doesn't recognise a survival module when they see one?
The answer to that question, of course, is kids who didn't come up through the mentorship system of the college wargaming clubs, but taught themselves how to play D&D from first principles using books they bought at their local hobby stores â and when D&D's popularity unexpectedly exploded in the early 1980s, there were suddenly rather a lot of them!
These kids purchased the repackaged survival modules along with all their other D&D books; having no frame of reference, they assumed that these represented what a "standard" D&D adventure was supposed to look like â and since they weren't experienced players with whole binders full of pre-generated backup characters at their fingertips, the result was a lot of seemingly unfair total party kills, and a lot of kids concluding that the previous generation's GMs must have been objectively insane.
There is an additional amusing point of order here, which is the answer to the following two questions. I once had a discussion with someone in Gary Gygax's gaming group, who was involved in early TSR work a bit. Allow me to paraphrase my questions and his answers.
Why publish survival modules as your primary format of published adventure?
"Because that's what we had -- they were already laid out for publication. Why not publish them and make some money off it?"
Did it ever occur to you at the time that publishing adventures like these would shape the larger D&D culture's expectations of what play was supposed to look like?
"No, why would it?"
Hindsight is always 20/20 I guess, lol
...Morbid curiosity time (forgive my ignorance I don't buy 5E campaign books): did they put a label / a historical context sidebar or section on the 5E re-edition of the Tomb of Horrors?
Because I've seen some DND-GM-tubers actually running the thing to criticize it who didn't seem aware of that bit of context...
Like, I know youtubers are always liable to criticize in bad faith, but the thing is, Wizards is also very liable to do something this stupid/lazy and shitty for their customers.
The idea of âbut everyone knows thatâ needs to stop.
I saw a post about someone chiding Millennials for not knowing about JKRowlings transphobia, and asking how it is at all possible that people can exist in the world and the internet and, you know, not know.
Which I mean, I get. It is so present in so many of my online spaces that it seems astounding that someone could simply be ignorant! It feels impossible!
But let me tell you a story:
I went on a girls trip with a bunch of friends. All of us are rather incredibly liberal and all of us are incredibly online.
One girl would not stop talking about Harry Potter.
At one point, another girl asked her why she was ok with supporting it, and she had no real clue that JK Rowling was at all transphobic. She had heard that she likes to support Lesbian causes and thought âoh ok cool!â And that was it. She was AGOG with the news and rather horrified.
I must once again emphasize that she was an incredibly online person. Sheâs a foodie and a restaurant blogger.
Later in the trip we were picking restaurants and I suggested one I found on Google, and she gasped at me. Actually gasped, asking how I could ever be okay picking that one.
The shock mustâve been on my face, because she then told me all of the shitty things that restaurateur does. He abuses staff. Underpays them. Fires them on a whim. Is known for being one of the worst people to his employees in the entire restaurant business on this coast.
And she was so shocked I had never heard of this. Because in her mind, I was just as online as her. And in her online world, EVERYONE knew about this guy.
So I think the moral of this story is: always approach the other person with some empathy. Even online people, even people you think MUST know about how bad people are, may not have heard. It may truly be just them being on a different sphere of the internet than you.
So be gentle, be kind when letting people know they might not have heard about the cancellation of XYZ person. Donât assume that everyone knows all the same info as you.
By all means, let them know so they can make informed decisions, but being kind will go a lot further than attacking them for some info they might not know yet.
A 15-year-old boy is about to base his entire personality on the last movie you watched for the next 10 years. HOW BAD IS IT?
He is going to get himself killed. Badly.
He is going to (try to) kill himself
The most obnoxious person in the world has just been born
FURRY (derogatory)
FURRY (normal)
Not much has changed? But now he's stuck like this for 10 years? Yikes.
It's cringe but it could have been a lot worse
At least he'll have fun at Comic Con
If anything this is a slight improvement.
He's not a boy anymore. He's a man now.
She's not a boy anymore. She's a girl now.
FINALLY, a son I can be proud of!

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CÎté francophone de Tumblr, quelle est votre chanson préférée totatement chantée en français ?
Fic writers, if someone was binding a fic of yours, would you be fine with them fixing your typos?
No, they should leave my text untouched
Yes, I want the typos gone
And please tell me why!
(Friends, feel free to reblog this, I'd welcome strangers' opinions on this too. Thanks!)
"Being fine with someone fixing the typos" and "wanting the typos gone" are not the same answer in that situation though?
Unless that someone plans on selling or mass distributing the fanbinding, or sharing the edited text publicly online, it's for their own private use, so it's neither my problem nor any of my business how they edit their personal copy.
I write fix-its or smut or whatever the hell I want with the characters and stories I read; I consider myself entitled to scribbling anything I please on a printed copy of a book I own, including correcting typos or calling the author an idiot and correcting their points or phrasing if I please. Policing what other people do as transformative work of or as alteration of a private copy of my own writing would feel a tad hypocritical.
I wouldn't want to be gifted a copy of my work altered by someone else, and I wouldn't include corrections written by someone else in what I publish (I appreciate people pointing out my mistakes and typos or even phrasing they find weak or clunky, but I want to keep the control on if and how I edit my work). But that's a completely different matter, to me at least, from what I think someone should or shouldn't be allowed to do with a copy for their personal use.
This explains why some aspects of English can be hard to learn for speakers of other languages.
"English has more phonemes than many languages, with around 44, depending on which variety of English you speak. It has an unusually large set of vowel sounds â there are around 11. According to WALS, most spoken languages only have between five to six vowel sounds. This is part of the reason that English spelling is fiendishly complicated, because it has inherited five letters for vowels from the Roman alphabet and speakers have to make them work for more than twice that number of sounds.
English has some comparatively unusual consonant sounds as well. Two sounds, those represented by the âthâ in âbathâ and âbatheâ respectively, are found in fewer than 10% of the languages surveyed in WALS. In fact, these two sounds are generally among the last sounds acquired by children, with some adult varieties of English not using them at all."
Bad pop linguistics. Don't tell these guys about the south asian speech area.
English is by far the best-documented language in the world and it has a ton of different dialects all over the world. Every language has a lot of weird things about it, but we don't always know what those things are due to a lack of documentation. Because every language has weird aspects and because we know a lot of things about English, we know more weird things about English than we do other languages. So it's just sleight of hand to pretend that English is super "weird".
There's languages I could make much stronger arguments for but I won't because we try not to say stuff like that. But English is really not that out there.
This.
The article itself repeats the shitty conclusions of the study and then goes "but we can't be sure it's missing data", despite using a click-bait title that supports those wrong conclusions. Like they don't know that people will stop at the title or the first paragraphs - exactly like the original post does.
Great journalism there.
For beginner friendly languages comparison concepts, I'd recommend r/conlang. Their resources section has some accessible primers on phonetic and syntax structures that are super interesting, like this tutorial. (It uses the word "rare" instead of "weird". Beyond the "is the word weird too judgy" issue "rare" is more precise and therefore more useful.) Or hell, wikipedia's phoneme page has a section on numbers of phonemes across languages.
Every language has enough moving parts that it will end up with a lot of rare features even if most of its features are fairly ordinary. Having a rare sound or two isn't rare even though a given rare sound is. English's dental fricatives aren't weird in its own context because proto-germanic had dental fricatives and a lot of languages English is in high contact with (welsh, scottish gaelic, european spanish, irish until a few hundred years ago) or views as prestige languages (greek, arabic sometimes) also have them. As for the vowel system it's just an unstable and dialectally variable asymmetrical system that incorporates tense/lax contrasts which is also very normal for northern europe. I didn't read past the excerpt either but I literally don't need to.
Oh yeah - my interest in the topic is heavily colored by conlang nerdery, so I find knowing which sounds or syntax features are rare interesting in and of itself.
Thanks for the explanation on context / where the th sounds come from, btw. Not gonna lie I don't know enough about linguistics jargon to understand all the technical terms (tense/lax, specifically), but now I have something to come back to later.
(I didn't meant to criticize you, so sorry if my reblog came out that way! The original post came on my dash without the criticisms you brought up, so when I found your comments in the notes I wanted to share those instead, and I just added my own thoughts after.)

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This explains why some aspects of English can be hard to learn for speakers of other languages.
"English has more phonemes than many languages, with around 44, depending on which variety of English you speak. It has an unusually large set of vowel sounds â there are around 11. According to WALS, most spoken languages only have between five to six vowel sounds. This is part of the reason that English spelling is fiendishly complicated, because it has inherited five letters for vowels from the Roman alphabet and speakers have to make them work for more than twice that number of sounds.
English has some comparatively unusual consonant sounds as well. Two sounds, those represented by the âthâ in âbathâ and âbatheâ respectively, are found in fewer than 10% of the languages surveyed in WALS. In fact, these two sounds are generally among the last sounds acquired by children, with some adult varieties of English not using them at all."
Bad pop linguistics. Don't tell these guys about the south asian speech area.
English is by far the best-documented language in the world and it has a ton of different dialects all over the world. Every language has a lot of weird things about it, but we don't always know what those things are due to a lack of documentation. Because every language has weird aspects and because we know a lot of things about English, we know more weird things about English than we do other languages. So it's just sleight of hand to pretend that English is super "weird".
There's languages I could make much stronger arguments for but I won't because we try not to say stuff like that. But English is really not that out there.
This.
The article itself repeats the shitty conclusions of the study and then goes "but we can't be sure it's missing data", despite using a click-bait title that supports those wrong conclusions. Like they don't know that people will stop at the title or the first paragraphs - exactly like the original post does.
Great journalism there.
For beginner friendly languages comparison concepts, I'd recommend r/conlang. Their resources section has some accessible primers on phonetic and syntax structures that are super interesting, like this tutorial. (It uses the word "rare" instead of "weird". Beyond the "is the word weird too judgy" issue "rare" is more precise and therefore more useful.) Or hell, wikipedia's phoneme page has a section on numbers of phonemes across languages.
Spin the wheel. That's who's trying to kill you.
Spin the wheel again. Thatâs whoâs trying to protect you.
(If you have zero idea about the name you got, spin until you see someone you recognize.)
Are you safe?
Absolutely not. I'm dead. 100% dead.
I might stay alive, but it'll be a really close thing.
I'll take some hits, for certain, but I should be okay in the end.
A few attacks might get through, but nothing concerning.
The attacker might be able to get in one lucky hit. If that.
I am the opposite of worried. I'm 100% safe.
âŠLook. I've tried picturing this. But I honestly don't know how to answer.
(Six months ago, I did a version of this poll with about five hundred options on the spinner wheel. For this one, I more than doubled it.)
iâm curious what arbitrary and specific flavors people dislike are. rb and tag a Taste you simply donât fuck with. for flavor reasons not texture reasons. for me? i do not like elderflower or caraway for whatever reason
One of the reasons I find Doflamingo so fascinating is the feeling of destroyed potential. Like, when I look at him, I can see the ghost of the great and good man he couldâve been: loyal, smart, determined, charismatic, good with children, forgiving mistakes and caring about his family⊠He has all those qualities, all the potential, but it was completely twisted and warped by his upbringing. At first, unintentionally - via the awful culture of Mary Geoise and the disastrous situation when he was hunted down by the people around him, with his parents unfit to help or deal with the circumstances in any way. And then - deliberately: through Trebol and the gangâs grooming and encouraging of Doflamingoâs worst sides.
Doflamingo is a terrifying villain, but heâs also tragic - because I can almost see the good person he could have been. Not perfect, not a flawless paragon - but a genuinely caring man. A brother who shared food with Rosi, a son who tried to help his mother, a captain who accepted people regardless of their looks, character flaws, or prejudice. And this is what makes him so unnerving, I think: because in him, I can see how anything good or genuine in any of us can be destroyed beyond repair.
But the most moving part about Doffy is that he isn't beyond repair. One could even say that he has partially repaired himself already. For example, just take a look at his affection towards his adopted children. And before anyone says Doffy only adopt children to use them, the plot actually proved otherwise, because none of his children were useful. They literally won 0 fights, but Doffy never blame them for failing. No verbal threats, no physical harm, no consequence.
Not to mention Doffy never brings them to do truly dangerous work in the first place. Doffy never let his elder and younger family members come near when he's working as a Warlord. Even before Doffy killed Rosinante, Doffy still ordered the children (Buffalo and Baby-5) to go away.
As for Law, the complications escalate. Because the story is narrated from Law and Luffy's POV, the audience often forgets that Doffy literally fulfilled Rosinante's last wish. Rosinante wanted Law to be free, and Doffy listened.
Doffy said he forgave Rosi's betrayal after the fratricide and he meant it. For thirteen years he never laid a finger on Law. He let Law roam free, just like Rosi would have wanted. When Law trashed his assets on Sabaody he simply ignored the damage, just like he always ignored Baby-5's assassination attempts at him.
In contrast, Croc tried to murder useless Baroque members, Judge experimented on his own children's genes, Kaido chained his, Linlin ate hers.
And even when Law made it very clear that he wanted Doflamingo dead, Doffy still hesitated. He would shoot Law with a gun. Then he would save Law's life from killers like Kelly and Bobby Funk. He would smile at Law's pain. Then he would twist into a grimace, triggered by the pitiful memory of younger Law's miserable little face.
In short, he was deeply, painfully, self-consciously self-contradictory.
Such contradiction is what makes Doffy unique. He has many layers. He wears too many masks, plays way too many characters at the same time: son of Homing, brother of Rosi, adopted child of Trebol, leader of pirates, de facto father of Dellinger, Baby-5 & Sugar etc, King of Dressrosa, slaveowning merchant serving both illegal and legal entities, villain in Law and Luffy's adventure, victim of the people's righteous rage, a cog in the Mary Geoise imperial machine just like other Warlords and marines, as well as a crack in the imperial order just like his father. All these masks have contradictory plot demands. And he failed at performance to no one's surprise.
So, despite Doffy constantly being misinterpreted as a typical Celestial Dragon, in light of recent Elbaf chapters, it is ironically clear that Doffy is already irrevocably re-educated by Homing and could never amount to true Mary Geoise monstrosity like Gunko, Sommers and Shamrock.
Doffy isn't racist enough, isn't cruel to children enough, isn't authoritarian enough. He's still evil, but he wasn't even good at it, and could never thoroughly enjoy it like other true celestials do. He's stuck between being a human and being a monster, a middle man through and through.
This!!!
It's always felt so weird to me how most people read the Dessrossa arc and conclude that Doffy never wanted to help Law and planned to sacrifice him all along. Because it doesn't track with how he treated Law or the other kids in his family at all. (Now people outside of his family, like Bellamy and the inhabitants of his kingdom in general, he is downright heinous to, but that tracks with Doffy being honest when he calls his crew family - he does value them in a way that clearly differs from how he treats simple underlings.)
Also, now that I think about it, even before we get his backstory in the Dessrossa arc, there was a distance between him and the world government. His epic, bone-chilling quote on justice ("Justice will prevail, you say? But of course it will! Whoever wins this war will BECOME justice!") could never have been said by one of the celestial dragons. Because to be this cynical, you cannot be a true believer. You cannot see the situation as righteous. You have to look at the situation with a critical eye. You have to be lucid and fully cognizant of the fact that it's immoral and unfair.
Now I would personally not call Doffy not good at being evil? He was very good at playing the despicable cynical bastard, and he did enjoy hurting people very much. I'd say the difference is that celestial dragons are inhuman monsters, while Doffy is a twisted man bent on revenge against the world. Which. Makes the fact that Corazon, a fucking marine, turned Law against him ten different flavors of tragic irony.
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Fuck that post that's like "you only need two layers of metanarrative" like layer one "Why are there alligators in the sewer?" Later two "because the nuns of the alligator god feed them"
Fuck that. I'm writing out internal doctrinal disputes for the alligator clergy. I'm drawing maps of their diasporic migration patrerns from the alligator-rich river deltas of their country of origin. I'm giving them sectarian conflicts. I'm not a bitch. I will figure out the role the alligator nuns have played in civil irrigation planning for every relevant culture they exist within. Back the fuck off buddy, I've had enough amphetamines to write out their effect on municipal tax codes.
As the OP of that post, I would like to clarify that I only meant that those who are hesitant to start worldbuilding because they are intimidated by feeling pressured to do everything from diasporic migration to irrigation planning. That it is not necessary if you don't want to do it. I never meant to discourage people people like yourself, who are operating on levels of stimulants and spite above my pay grade. Didn't come here to stop you, and if I would, I couldn't.
Might as well halt an exploding nuke with my bare hands.
@krwzprtt While i am indeed blessed with spite, unfortunately i don't have access to stimulants yet
now if you don't mind, I'll go back to getting lost in researching and writing all those details for the next six months
He's right we're just like this.
#he laughs but im sure this is the opinion of most of us?#i boarded the plane behind tony abbott once and was like yep. too bad he wasnt flying economy
Yeah I was like "how else would they go places?" and then I remembered that a lot of countries have their leaders go about in private jets and shit. Like I'm sure our Prime Minister can private jet to places if it's a sudden emergency trip or if there's an unusually high security risk but if he spent the nation's money on fancy private plane rides just as a matter of course wherever he went then we'd think he was a wanker. (More than everyone already does I mean.) That'd be "losing a potentially pivotal number of votes" kind of behaviour.
once I almost missed my flight because president of the united states joseph biden was also getting on a plane at the same airport and security had shut down everything, and I remember being so pissed and going âwhyyyyy couldnât he have used a private jet at a military base or somethinggggg we have like ten billion military bases we have the technologyyyyyy let me get on my airplaneeeeeeeeeâ
I donât have a point here, Iâm just going âshit! thatâs differentâ
Our politicians don't get that kind of security, they just line up with everyone else. But several of yours have been assassinated so yours having security makes sense.
sometimes our polies do get private jets and when they do itâs because theyâre hanging out with their billionaire cronies, so it makes the news.
there is no fucking reason a public servant should be using that kind of shit in their every day. they definitely shouldnât be able to afford it.
ok I watched the video and now Iâm annoyed âyouâre the minister for transport if you donât get free upgrades what is the point of the jobâ
the minister for transport is a public servant. the point of the job is to make sure transportation is working for the countyâs citizens??????
It's always fun to see the division between countries who treat their leaders like kings (if they're a Modern Enlightened Democracy then elected kings, which they pretend is a different status and more equitable somehow just because they got to pick which person sits in the throne) and those of us who treat them like office workers. "Perks" this "rights of office" that that's our fucking secretary. Barbara on the school board doesn't get a board-provided private car and chauffeur because she stepped up to take meeting notes. That would be bonkers. She car pools like everyone else.
Itâs like the way Americans always used to say âYou have to respect the Presidentâ (though thatâs been less common since the Obama years), no matter your political views. Thatâs not a common view in Australia. If the Prime Minister is being a dickhead, you call him a dickhead.
In Obama's and the first Trump Presidency (less common this time round since Trump is so openly and blatantly ignoring the rules to the point where absolutely nobody can ignore it) there was always this strange undercurrent with USAmericans saying that their president was "Not my President". And part of this was a legitimate political claim, in that most of these people believed that some sort of fraud had taken place and the candidate hadn't actually won the election and was in the position illegally, but it was very clearly more than that. The declaration was almost universally a declaration of "I will not show fealty to this man. I will not respect this man." Not so much a "your driver's license isn't valid" claim as a "you're no longer my father!" claim in a family-shattering fight. This was not restricted to either side of the political spectrum; the right did it to Obama, the left did it to Trump.
Which, as an Australian, I found incredibly disorienting, because that response only makes sense if you live in a world where you are supposed to show respect and fealty to your country's leader. I was like "you guys have been treating your Main Paperwork Guy as a king this whole time? You're doing Divine Right To Rule shit and replacing 'divine' with 'by citizen vote'?"
#i mean#my mum met bob hawke at a racetrack when he was pm and was amazed at how easy it was to meet the leader of the country
When Julia Gillard was Prime Minister my stepdad dug up her personal phone number and called her to complain about some tax thing or other that the government had introduced that was hurting farmers, and she (presumably thinking 'oh sweet, valuable target demographic data') just stopped whatever she was doing to talk to him about taxes for 45 minutes.
Couldn't find the vid I wanted but Howard was PM for like 12 years and famously went powerwalking every morning. Which I remember because my fav 2000's show Chaser's War On Everything would regularly chase him down to harass him in silly costumes for a weekly segment. Here's some footage from them where you can see him go. He'd have a security guy with him but the guy would let comedians in costumes accost him so đ€· in contrast I remember them fencing off a chunk of the city for the US president's security. Like wtf why? If anyone wants to kill your guy *that* bad he's probably a dickhead anyway
The Prime Minister is like, just a Person With A Job.
I have attempted to explain this to Americans several times while I was working in the states and it was like âwell thatâs not trueâ and I was constantly like âitâs just A Job?â
I saw a state premier (governor equivalent for you yanks) just, like, at my sisters uni graduation. I think she had a niece? Or something? Graduating. But no security escort, she was just there with the rest of us.
We had a state premier rock up at our office the other day (I work for local government) and it was like, so not a thing. He had two cops with him? Maybe? Idk if they were our local cops tbh.
Politicians are just people doing A Job. Theyâre not any more or less important than anyone else. They put their pants on one leggy at a time just like me and you.
I do believe the the Aussie PM and whoever else theyâre travelling with (staff/other politicians) sometimes do also take military flights/small transport planes for some things. Not giant fuckoff big Air Force One everywhere. More âavailable plane that we can fit whatever people we need on to get to ~location~â
Which is also a pretty normal thing for anyone to do. I don't work in government and I've taken small charter planes before. Sometimes you need to be in some random town without a regular plane service the next day, I imagine that the guy whose job is 50% Attend Meetings In Random Places Around Australia probably takes quite a few charter planes to meetings that aren't in major cities.
My mother STILL complains about the time when one of the Bush presidents came to Australia and his security shut off like four different main routes from [place he was staying] to [place he was going] for like six hours because ooohhhhh, presideennnnnttt, we gotta protect the presidennnntttttt like bitch get wholly over yourself. Australian PM security wouldnt shut down a public walkway for five minutes for one of our Big Wigs; much less several different routes for HOURS at a time ------ in an ally country no less!!!! If it was a hostile country, sure, alright, maybe. But you're going to a friend's house and you're shutting down access to parts of their own home all because you think you're some fancy big shot? Go fuck yourself.
And I'm not even accepting "several of yours have been assassinated" as an excuse. You're a dude in a fancy chair in an office building; get over yourself. You are not the lynchpin of the universe you think you are. Put your private jet in a garage and catch public transport or take standsrd airplanes like the rest of us, you giant wanker.
belgian here and while we do have a monarchy and they do get like half a dozen cars around them when they're driven around the capital, i see one of our former pms at the gay pride most years
French person here, and it's kind of a big joke that we treat our president (and also other countries' heads of state, to be fair) like big fancy royalty with huge security and fancy cars/planes when our Belgian neighbors have actual royalty who would never be this much of a nuisance to the population.
Here football players snort disdainfully when asked why they take a private plane instead of the train.