if we scream loud enough they'll hear us

If this isn’t the full goddamn synopses of my wlw fantasies (I’m the knight)

Can I have this as a Marauders era fanfic? Marlene/Dorcas? 😍

Oh whoa I love this

why are there 5,000 people on this site holding back from doing something with literally zero repercussions for anyone in a world that will never remember the chances you didn’t take? don’t waste your time on this earth live your life slap some rice

Hi my job is literally to reset the shelves and honestly?? Slap that rice. Slap it good. patting down the bags makes it easier to stack more, which means when I have to do it it’ll be flatter and more settled and more likely that I can just slide it along without it slidin’ around. You are doing me a FAVOR by slapping that rice.

rice man approves

Slap that rice.  Slap it good.  Slap that ricebag just like you should.

everytime i move i crunch like popcorn

and everytime we kiss i swear i could fly

"Treatment resistant depression" oh do you mean continued unhealthy circumstances?

*takes pills* wait why am i still not okay with living in a system that's openly hostile to human life and happiness? must be a real bad illness, huh

You're welcome

what a good and respectful wildlife interaction, from both sides!

Really not the sound I expected but a cute one nonetheless

AW

odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”

@damn-fuck-i-burnt-myself-again

I need this framed on my wall it’s so beautiful. 

@theshitpostcalligrapher

The amount of quality going into these shitposts is amazing

This is not shitposting, this is transformative work!

the rosetta stone of shitposting

@incorrectnorse-quotes

Now THIS is the best post on this hellsite

did march fucking happen

march is fucking happening?

Lord Almighty hows it still march