Meow Mix

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

:33 < sighhhhh... is it pure enough for kokomo atleast? I need SOMETHING to look forward to....

Actually, Nepeta from Homestuck, you're good to come in

the most evil person alive would like to start their career in mental health

OP is an optimist

I think I've just never really managed to internalize the idea that I'm human. I've always just been this human-shaped thing with a list of mental disorders attached. something real people exist around. a thing people deal with and gawk at. I was diagnosed so early, separated from the normal kids so early, I just never developed an image of myself as normal. I've just always known myself to be lesser. something subhuman. it's the core of everything I understand about my place in the world: that I'm not as good as everybody else. there was a time where I believed I could fix that if I just worked hard enough. but I think I'm just never gonna feel like I belong anywhere. that's not something I get to have.

The science behind THC + alcohol as a combination is literally soo interesting because it basically causes the crimson red duckling in your body to confront the serpent in the bronze vessel of your heart. Basically you feel good because the duckling is able to eat the harmonious seeds stored within the vessel and transfer these positive energies into your body. You can have bad highs when this happens if the duckling awakens the serpent and it bites the duckling. The interesting part is when you ingest alcohol after THC because it floods the vessel and causes the serpent to fall into a deep sleep. The duckling never gets attacked by the serpent when this happens because it is unconscious and the duckling is actually able to get fat from the harmonious seed, which causes an enjoyable sensation.

having being anti death penalty as one of my core beliefs is fun because it really makes me realize how even progressive people want soooooo badly for there to be a category of people they can kill. I'm sorry but "group of people okay to kill" does not exist.

cats force themselves into your lap in a really contorted and uncomfortable position and then get annoyed at you about it

ppl using chatgpt as their therapist or friend is a direct consequence of living in a society where ur basically guaranteed to get imprisoned if u talk abt being suicidal

Girl did you just quicksave

you inform the average gamer that the gerudo of zelda are orientalist caricatures and they start acting like you just shot their wife in front of them

you try to tell people that Japanese people can, in fact, be racist, and are actually quite good at it, and they act like that's the most implausible thing they've ever heard

i am banned from eating my herring inside. they make me eat it on the smoking area by the loading dock, under the theory that it already smells bad there. but it was raining today which was preventing my breakfast, so i was feeling sad and hungry and then i realized that there was a large cardboard box in the dumpster from a previous delivery. like a fridge sized box. so i fished it out of the dumpster, then tipped it on its side and had a nice little cardboard cave to watch the rain and eat my fish in. which was a great experience. very soothing. very zen. at least until the security guard from the day before stepped outside to smoke. then i tried hiding from him by crawling deeper in the box, which unfortunately did not work. instead he saw a sort of damp sniveling pale hairless creature eating fish in a box, and delivered the verbal killshot of "good morning, mr. smeagol." which is how my day was ruined before 8 am.