I may have found a flaw in the "oh, you'll enjoy it when you're older" response to people who have zero sympathy for my bad case of baby-face*. Because yeah, maybe I won't mind it when I'm in my 60's. But at that point I'll be taken for someone in their 30's or 40's (depending on if we're assuming constant age gap or constant percentage of age). I refuse to believe that anyone finds it flattering to be fucking taken for a teenager. Again.
*it's actually worse than baby-face. I haven't been carded in ages - I started being able to buy without about a decade ago, and I know I definitely haven't been carded since they loosened restrictions during early COVID, and we not only have a really high age for being able to buy alcohol, but the official policy is that you're supposed to get carded until you look older than 25 or so. I just get taken for a teenager. (18 last year, this year it was just "oh, I thought you still were a teenager"). So the makeup probably helps less because it actually makes me look older, and more because wearing makeup is something adults do. What this means though is that any time when I've thought I looked my age and then got taken for younger I may have been right, I just wasn't acting quite right, and that's a hell of a lot harder to fix.




















