Blood on your hands Australia

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

every 4th of july I think about the american tourist who was like oh thank god you’re open I wasn’t sure if you’d be open today and I was like why wouldn’t we be and he said because of the holiday. in norway.

I do wish we could make it a little more socially acceptable to wander the streets at night weeping inconsolably I feel like that would have a great catharsis factor for a lot of people

Match my 25.

imagine this heat and you roll over in bed an there’s some cunt there next to you. bruv id be inconsolable

i dont think straight people should be allowed to do "enemies to lovers" i think if a man is your enemy you need to trust that you were correct the first time and slay him in battle

Youre a mollusk and something potentially bad or scary gets inside you what do you do. Make a pearl around it. Okay. okay