Blood on your hands Australia

I think Mr Hudson williams should let me have 1 good bite on a titty

you should ask him. he might say yes.

Oh if I ever get the chance I will

A woman not shaving or wearing a dress or wearing makeup or wearing femme clothes or having styled or long hair or caring how she looks or using a masc name or whatever else is actually a neutral thing and not a sign of her being depressed or giving up or being sad or whatever

i step out onto stage clad in full corpse paint and death metal regalia and start playing the most middle-of-the-road soft rock you've heard since 1974

“my friend is ALWAYS sick and cancelling our plans” it sounds like your friends life suuucks and you should check on them

One of the worst parts of being chronically ill is how lonely it gets. You need a community to help you but you realize just how conditional your friendships are on you being able bodied.

Hey guys, did you know that if you ever post a GIF on this website, be it in your own original post or otherwise, you’ll get notified whenever someone finds it via the Tumblr GIF search feature and adds it to a post? I think more people should know about this because there’s always a chance, albeit small, that someone will come across the random GIF of old-timey people clapping and cheering you attached to a funny post about worms making music five years ago and deem it the perfect reaction image for the video of a person pissing inside another person’s asshole they’re about to reblog, which Tumblr will helpfully link directly to you via an incredibly cryptic, very curiosity-inducing notification that says nothing but “tumblruser47266 has added your genre-defying work to a post”.

EVERYONE STOP TELLING ME HOW OLD YOU WERE IN 2008 I DONT WANNA HEAR THAT SHIT

everyone reblog with how old they were in 2008 :)

sorry but once you notice how often ppl use a southern accent as shorthand for being unintelligent you can never unsee it. classism is baked so deeply and why are you acting like anyone who talks the way my grandfather talks is stupid.

per the last post i wish unrequited crushes were like more commonly accepted and not treated as like predatory 😭 generally in friendships i see the revelation of a crush being regarded as an insidious act that is like perpetrated onto you because they have "always secretly seen you this way" when there's nothing harmful in a crush and you literally did not know so it obviously wasnt interfering with the relationship. ive had lots of people come to me after i ask them out saying theyve always had a crush on me and we're too nervous to say so bc of the above. ive also just rejected people or been rejected and we've gone along fine afterward because nothing had to change. but idk i think a lot of this has to do with like the "thought crime" approach of attraction and the fear that having attraction is inherently an action.