The “can’t let their crush knows they love her without being awkward asf and getting friend zoned like crazy” trio:

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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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One Nice Bug Per Day
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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The “can’t let their crush knows they love her without being awkward asf and getting friend zoned like crazy” trio:

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POV: Your evening plans involve zero screens and thousands of gorgeous Victorian stickers. 📜✨
The Antiquarian Sticker Book is our absolute favorite way to unwind. You can peel and decorate, create a beautiful collage, or just browse the lush pages after a long day. It’s pure, cozy relaxation in book form.
fandoms would be a lot more peaceful if more people told themselves “okay but it’s fiction and it doesn’t affect me or anybody in real life in any way, shape or form, and I can just block, mute, scroll past it as I please” every time they saw something they didn’t like on the internet
Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville
My heart was heavier than the feather; I am sentenced to Rainforest Cafe

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“There are no female aliens in our game because we don’t know how to make a female version of this alien” You know that alien you just designed? That male alien? Give it a female voice actor and have characters refer to it as she. That’s it. That’s literally all you have to do
Make her shorter if you must
Make her BIGGER if you aren’t a coward
Take your male alien bodytype, make her like 4 feet taller, give her an extra set of arms and sharper teeth, and as muscular as shit.
Boom.
Give her natural camouflage and make the man like this
Make them exactly the same size and shape but different colors
Give him a huge flock of babies following him around to show off what a great lay he is
Surprise mPreganté
Exactly the same but one of them has a cool hat (you decide which)
Give her a sensible haircut for successful hunting while he has a big dumb mullet so big and dumb the food can see him coming and book it
Please just for the love of pie do not begin and end with boobs
you can have fun with Sexual Diamorphism
Bro videos are always 🔥 💯.. instant collaborations
The time-wasting bullshit of requiring a face to face appointment for referrals is so fucking pernicious. It delays necessary care for no goddamn good reason. If I'm established at the specialist and going in there for an ongoing issue, I should not need a referral for them to treat me for that issue. It just wastes one of my MAYBE two appointment/transportation slots I have in a month and always means I don't get seen for weeks longer than necessary.
Meanwhile, the GP is badgering me to be seen for an issue I have NO intention of seeing them for, which is why I see the fucking specialist. They know I need to see someone! They're CALLING ME ABOUT IT.
I know it's the insurance that's to blame, but Jesus fucking Christ.
Turns out you can roll a 7 on a d6
but only once.
Some Yu-Gi-Oh! bullshit right there
*stressed out and hanging by a thread* it’s okay. It’s gonna be fine. Blorbo covered in blood. Blorbo enduring unimaginable pain. Blorbo… giving up hope. Blorbo being rescued by a former friend or lover they parted ways with on bad terms. Blorbo thinking they are dreaming as they are tenderly cared for

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mutuals if you were a video game character I would do every step of your questline and get your good ending
What would you do with non mutuals? Cause speedrunners are always killing me for my crystal scythe before doing my quest
Well now that I know you have a crystal scythe I'm definitely killing you for your crystal scythe