viking princess

a curse on fifa for 1,000 years

Current twitter drama is Europeans confidently declaring that they don't need to drive or use overpriced public transport to get to the MetLife stadium for the World Cup; they will simply walk down the highway to get there. Girl it's New Jersey. They're gonna splatter you for fun.

maybe if we let enough europeans trample our verges they'll form functional desire paths

Why is no one explaining to the europeans that those cars are all going 130 kph and they are American cars so they're on average like 30% bigger that European cars? It's extremely unpleasant walking next to cars going 60 kph, let alone twice that speed. I kinda want to see it happen though because carbrains are apalled by the idea of walking a mile and need to be shown that walking isnt what's unpleasant, it's our can centric design that's the problem

"you can try to mow them down but good luck with that" WHAT? do you think you're impervious to broken bones and ruptured organs? do you think the trucks will shatter around your body as if you're protected by an impervious forcefield?

I know, realistically, it's (at least mostly) not the same people, but it's kind of funny how Europeans would be up for joking about how America's super built for cars and "oh, the poor Americans, they can't walk around like we can!" but now have a case of collective amnesia about how unwalkable the country is now that the World Cup's being held here and treating Americans like we're stupid when we try to warn them "no, you won't be able to walk".

someone tell the Europeans who want to walk in the highway for the World Cup that an Uber is cheaper than medical bills

baffles me that they make fun of the american healthcare system then turn around and make plans to walk on major thoroughfares where nobody is following the speed limit and there's no crosswalks

Garazeb Orrelios of the Lasat Honour Guard still stuck babysitting an emotionally stunted Mandalorian and force sensitive child that crawls through vents somebody free him

"i asked chatgpt!" yeah well i asked rocky and he said ♪♫♩♫♪♩ ♫♩♩♫♪ ♫♪♩ ♩♪♫♩♫ ♪♫♪

Eva Stratt really did bring a nervous shaking dog into a room full of wolves and said everybody clap for him or I’ll blow this whole building up. Absolutely nobody is doing it like her. Captain of the Pathetic Little Guy Club.

guys do i want to play cyberpunk 2077

caved and bought the game. kinda confused ngl

why are there so many children walking around night city unsupervised

jackie i don't like this foreshadowing

JACKIE NOOOOOO