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Megatron on the Lost Light

Starscream trying to rule Cybertron

"Perhaps then he might begin to understand the grief that plagues his victims" is a villainous line, but honestly, if I were one of those rock people on that planet, I'd completely agree with it.

The Decepticons are still the bad guys and having kids hasn't actually made Megatron and Starscream less Decepticon-y.

"She thinks I'm too critical; that's another fault of hers." -Starscream (probably)

If he was doing it out of spite? Probably Optimus if it was post-war. Though if it was during the war it would probably be some random lowly grunt, someone those violent death wouldn't have too great an impact on the war when Megatron found out and killed them.

Which, of course, is how Megatron ends up doing most of the childcare. After all, he grew up in the mines and is used to the whole communal child-rearing culture. 😂

Bad-Mother-Starscream is something very dear to me.

But he's less incompetent and more... well, I'll just say he has all the potential to be another Lucille Bluth

I don't know which set would be more devastated.

(Thats the consequence of them both having sparklings at the same timeframe after the war!)

I imagine starscream being devastated.

It would be even more hilarious if both sparklings became obsessed with eachother at a very early age. Both starscream and soundwave having to sit next to eachother and watch as their offspring babbled and reached for eachtoher during their little playdates.

And being forced to stay with eachother's presence for hours because both sparklings will cry if they're seperated.

Oh how they would JUDGE each others parenting! Soundwave is already having nightmares about the potential of them having sparklings of their own in the future. Having to share grandparent duties with STARSCREAM

The possibilities are endless.

I'm imagining that if Megatron was stupid enough to leave the ship/base Starscream would take the opportunity to BREAK INTO and then TAKE OVER Megatron's living quarters in his absence. I don't mean 'move in with Megatron', I mean he's 'moved Megatron OUT'. Megatron calls and notices Starscream's in a room that looks stricklingly familiar and when he realises they're HIS quarters and tries to reprimand him, Starscream'd just say something like "Well you weren't using them!" And Megatron will have only been gone for like, a day.

Megatron contains multitudes

Sometimes he doesn’t notice the glasses because he's too busy objectifying Starscream