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Ever since I was a little girl I dreamed of creating an account and verifying my email and enabling 2 step verification and downloading the app and opting out of targeted ads and signing up for promotional newsletters and unsubscribing and unsubscribing and opting out and opting out

[Fictional character who is worse than me in every way] save me

slogans for the upcoming orc election

reblog to add +10 haunting power to your ghost when you die

sorry i said gay when you and your buddy had a massive falling out and tried to kill each other. it just kinda looked like that.

man with loophole fetish facing criminal charges gets off on a technicality

Being-A-Creative-On-Tumblr-Culture is going through all of the 24 reblogs on your post with 357 notes just to get just enough serotonin to get through your day by reading what the five god sent people who left tags wrote

tumblrs new policy allows porn but only if it's on your dashboard specifically while u are scrolling at a work meeting and ur boss is sitting behind u

Larval stage

No more apologizing for being horny on main. No more horny jail. We’re horny prison abolitionists. No gods, no masters! Wait. Okay maybe a few masters. Alright but no bars will hold us! No whips and chains will — fuck, hang on, let me start again.