Ad Meliora

No it's not that I don't appreciate the flirting, I just wish you wouldn't do it while I'm in the middle of vivisecting you. Yes I know that it's really hot when I'm covered in your blood elbow deep in your chest cavity that's why I keep vivisecting you. But I keep getting flustered and dropping your liver and its really slippery so I keep dropping it over and over again leading to very comedic slapstick comedy where I slip on your blood and fall over really funny

posts that are significantly funnier with timestamps. what the fuck was i doing on christmas posting this

i think torchbearer mourns every clancy.

i think he mourns her no matter how many times she betrays them. no matter how cruel she ends up being. no matter if she can’t stand to be around him. no matter if she never wants to be touched. no matter if she doesn’t even speak at all. he mourns every clancy because one day he won’t have to mourn her.

does make me kind of sad when I see all those “I never go into the fandom/character/ship tag” posts because like. I get not wanting to be annoyed by other people’s dumb takes but also. that’s where the fanart and edits and posts are.

sorry :/ your “boyfriend” was displaying a natural inclination towards the prophetic so we feminized her ^-^ your girlfriend will make a great oracle one day